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Optimus Prime is better than Jesus
May 23, 2013 at 11:10 am
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RE: Optimus Prime is better than Jesus
May 23, 2013 at 1:54 pm (This post was last modified: May 23, 2013 at 1:54 pm by Violet.)
Hmmm, no wonder I dislike Octopus Prime.

Jesus is better than Octopus Prime:
Jesus has a beard.
Jesus has body hair.
Jesus is a sex god in bed.
Jesus has genitals.
Jesus can smell the roses.
Jesus hasn't wiped out millions of robots across the galaxy.
Jesus doesn't kill the innocent robots.
Jesus is a fairly peaceful guy, not even willing to destroy his enemy.
Jesus is totally fuckable, and banging him isn't kinky.
Jesus knows where to find the good stuff.
Did I mention that Jesus stands with robots instead of killing his brothers?
Jesus has time for orgies.
Jesus sounds like Courtney Gears.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOMwtjqMnhQ

See? He's a total badass. What does Octopussy Prime have? He ain't got shit. No poophole: worthless.
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RE: Optimus Prime is better than Jesus
May 23, 2013 at 2:24 pm
(May 23, 2013 at 1:54 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: Hmmm, no wonder I dislike Octopus Prime.

Jesus is better than Octopus Prime:
Jesus has a beard.
Jesus has body hair.
Jesus is a sex god in bed.
Jesus has genitals.
Jesus can smell the roses.
Jesus hasn't wiped out millions of robots across the galaxy.
Jesus doesn't kill the innocent robots.
Jesus is a fairly peaceful guy, not even willing to destroy his enemy.
Jesus is totally fuckable, and banging him isn't kinky.
Jesus knows where to find the good stuff.
Did I mention that Jesus stands with robots instead of killing his brothers?
Jesus has time for orgies.
Jesus sounds like Courtney Gears.


See? He's a total badass. What does Octopussy Prime have? He ain't got shit. No poophole: worthless.

The real face of Jesus:

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RE: Optimus Prime is better than Jesus
May 23, 2013 at 2:29 pm (This post was last modified: May 23, 2013 at 2:29 pm by Faith No More.)
Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote:No poophole: worthless.

Optimus Prime does not need a poophole as he converts energon efficiently enough to not leave any waste. That means he can smite more decepticons as Jesus squats on his throne.
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RE: Optimus Prime is better than Jesus
May 23, 2013 at 2:30 pm (This post was last modified: May 23, 2013 at 2:32 pm by Violet.)
(May 23, 2013 at 2:24 pm)little_monkey Wrote: The real face of Jesus:

[Image: realface-of-jesus.jpg]

That's a sexy man. Don't you think?
(May 23, 2013 at 2:29 pm)Faith No More Wrote: Optimus Prime does not need a poophole as he converts energon efficiently enough to not leave any waste. That means he can smite more decepticons as Jesus squats on his throne.

Of course... all you hookers value is bloodlust.

Lust of a more sexual nature is considerably more valuable to me, and that means that Jesus trumps Octopus Prime in every conceivable way.
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RE: Optimus Prime is better than Jesus
May 23, 2013 at 2:34 pm
I've got news for you. Jesus won't do it unless you're married. It's kind of a big deal to him.

Optimus Prime, however, has no need for fulfilling petty desires. He's using that time to rid the galaxy of evil.
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RE: Optimus Prime is better than Jesus
May 23, 2013 at 2:36 pm
(May 23, 2013 at 2:30 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote:
(May 23, 2013 at 2:24 pm)little_monkey Wrote: The real face of Jesus:

[Image: realface-of-jesus.jpg]

That's a sexy man. Don't you think?

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RE: Optimus Prime is better than Jesus
May 23, 2013 at 2:44 pm (This post was last modified: May 23, 2013 at 2:46 pm by Violet.)
(May 23, 2013 at 2:34 pm)Faith No More Wrote: I've got news for you. Jesus won't do it unless you're married. It's kind of a big deal to him.

That's what the Christians would probably say, yes.

You probably didn't know that Jesus was not only bisexual, but very promiscuous. He was renowned by women for being a very good fuck... seriously: how do you think he arrayed such a large following, much of which was women?

Hard to believe that you'd listen to conservative Christian lies on the matter, but stranger things have happened.

Quote:Optimus Prime, however, has no need for fulfilling petty desires. He's using that time to rid the galaxy of evil.

No 'petty desires'? Then where's his violence coming from, I wonder. Thinking

As far as pettiness goes, you won't find a better example of it than war. You think that Octopus Prime fights a justified war? Nigh everyone thinks they and those they like fight a justified war.
(May 23, 2013 at 2:36 pm)little_monkey Wrote:
(May 23, 2013 at 2:30 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: That's a sexy man. Don't you think?

You've been downgraded to a D-.

What the fuck are you talking about, little monkey? 0.o

I understand that adult concepts might be a little difficult for you, but all you have to do is cover your eyes, and your problem will disappear.
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RE: Optimus Prime is better than Jesus
May 23, 2013 at 2:56 pm
(May 23, 2013 at 2:44 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote:
(May 23, 2013 at 2:36 pm)little_monkey Wrote: You've been downgraded to a D-.

What the fuck are you talking about, little monkey? 0.o

I understand that adult concepts might be a little difficult for you, but all you have to do is cover your eyes, and your problem will disappear.

Oh come on, you wouldn't go to bed with that Jesus even if your cross-eyed mama thought you were having sex with a threesome.
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RE: Optimus Prime is better than Jesus
May 23, 2013 at 3:09 pm
(May 23, 2013 at 2:56 pm)little_monkey Wrote: Oh come on, you wouldn't go to bed with that Jesus even if your cross-eyed mama thought you were having sex with a threesome.

Is this where we find out that you find men disgusting, or... where are you going with this? 0.o

My standards are reasonable, and I think that he's a reasonably attractive man. Problem? Angel
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