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A better gum thread
#1
A better gum thread
My gum thread is the best.


You anti- gum people are stupid, ugly, and as sexy as a dead muskrat in a hot tub....


So there...
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#2
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That's right. I have long gums, scatter gums, short gums and pink gums. All but the pink gums are locked up; I use my teeth to defend the pink gums.
I never thought I'd live long enough to become a grumpy old bastard. Here I am, killing it!
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#3
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I just killed a bus load of kids with my gum.
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#4
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(May 15, 2019 at 9:55 am)onlinebiker Wrote:  as sexy as a dead muskrat in a hot tub....

So turned on right now...

Boru
'A man is accepted into a church for what he believes.  He is turned out for what he knows.' - Mark Twain
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[Image: 4396cc9107573d63f9ffd1711542ef9b.jpg]
Where are we going and why am I in this hand basket?
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#6
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(May 15, 2019 at 12:51 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(May 15, 2019 at 9:55 am)onlinebiker Wrote:  as sexy as a dead muskrat in a hot tub....

So turned on right now...

Boru

If I could figure out how to post a YouTube video, I would set you up with some mood music...a little 'Muskrat Love' by Captain and Tennille.  

Panic

Popcorn

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#8
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(May 16, 2019 at 7:22 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:


Sweet baby Jesus, that is quite possibly the best love song EVER!!!  It's...it's...almost as good as every song ABBA ever recorded!

Boru
'A man is accepted into a church for what he believes.  He is turned out for what he knows.' - Mark Twain
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