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RE: Athiest Versus Christianity
June 4, 2013 at 3:19 am
(June 3, 2013 at 3:09 pm)Tonus Wrote: (June 3, 2013 at 1:47 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: I like to write stream-of-consciousness posts 
And we both love and hate you for it. 
Hate me? How could anyone hate Violet for what she does? How could anyone hate Violet for who she is? I suppose someone might hate Violet for what she represents... but those people are stupid.
You've surely never read one of my stream-of-consciousness posts before 0.o You know the problem with me writing such posts? By the time I've thought about what I thought, I've thought some five more things, and by the time I've isolated and written but the one thought: the primary system has come up with some few dozen of new thoughts  From which I only have time to pick one, lest I get lost in a forrest of typing significantly faster than I can type. A forrest of typing clouds.
Hey, lady: we're in a cloud! 
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RE: Athiest Versus Christianity
June 4, 2013 at 2:07 pm
(June 3, 2013 at 2:33 pm)Rationalman Wrote: I don't believe this guy is an atheist, I think he is a theist who is trying to troll us under the guise of an atheist.
It is hard to believe that someone who can't even spell a-t-h-e-i-s-t is one.
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RE: Athiest Versus Christianity
June 4, 2013 at 2:14 pm
(This post was last modified: June 4, 2013 at 2:14 pm by Doubting Thomas.)
That, and the tired old "atheism is a religion" and "I worship people" which are two regular canards that Christians have about atheists. What really would have sealed the deal was if he said, "I'm rebelling against God and want to do as I please so I'm pretending there is no hell."
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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RE: Athiest Versus Christianity
June 4, 2013 at 2:39 pm
(This post was last modified: June 4, 2013 at 2:40 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
(June 3, 2013 at 3:12 am)Kayenneh Wrote: Preferably we would all run laughing and naked through a flower field,
Pics...Kay....pics or it aint - gonna- happen.
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RE: Athiest Versus Christianity
June 4, 2013 at 3:05 pm
I'd prefer video. That way we can watch the breasts and dicks flop about merrily.
I'd even be the cameraman 
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RE: Athiest Versus Christianity
June 4, 2013 at 3:32 pm
(June 3, 2013 at 12:20 am)bounce840 Wrote: Athiesm is my religion
I believe that we are gods
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RE: Athiest Versus Christianity
June 4, 2013 at 3:37 pm
(June 4, 2013 at 3:05 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: I'd prefer video. That way we can watch the breasts and dicks flop about merrily.
I'd even be the cameraman
Who're you kidding? The second those dicks started flopping around, you'de be on them like stink on shit. We would have about 3 seconds of usable footage.... 
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RE: Athiest Versus Christianity
June 4, 2013 at 4:01 pm
(June 4, 2013 at 3:37 pm)Baalzebutt Wrote: Who're you kidding? The second those dicks started flopping around, you'de be on them like stink on shit. We would have about 3 seconds of usable footage.... Give them some credit, I'm sure they'd last at least 10 seconds.
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RE: Athiest Versus Christianity
June 4, 2013 at 5:18 pm
(June 4, 2013 at 4:01 pm)littleendian Wrote: (June 4, 2013 at 3:37 pm)Baalzebutt Wrote: Who're you kidding? The second those dicks started flopping around, you'de be on them like stink on shit. We would have about 3 seconds of usable footage.... Give them some credit, I'm sure they'd last at least 10 seconds.
I meant 3 seconds before she dropped the camera and said "Fuck the video..."
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RE: Athiest Versus Christianity
June 4, 2013 at 6:09 pm
(June 4, 2013 at 4:01 pm)littleendian Wrote: Give them some credit, I'm sure they'd last at least 10 seconds.
I'm more than one person? Cool!
It's like I'm 13 again!
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