Pork-laced bullets sending Muslims straight to Hell

[popeyespappy]

I was referring to taste, not health.

You're probably right. I grill a creole rubbed pork chop that's to die for.

[Dragonetti]

The Taliban leadership barely believes half the shit they preach.

[Neo-Scholastic]

Does the ammo come with free Jack Chick comics?

[Doubting Thomas]

Where do these idiots get the idea that pork is Muslim kryptonite?

[Dragonetti]

Education is their Krypotnite!

[AthiestAtheist]

Sorry, but this has to be the most laugh-out-loud thread title about murder I have ever read!
The stupidity of this is unfathomable! It is just too stupid for me to get angry at! I didn't even know that was achievable!

Talk about pork-barrel politics!

[Kayenneh]

Is it just me, or does it seem strange that a bunch of xenophobes are so scared of an Islamic Jihad that they're encouraging Christians to start the fight, first?

Because when it's a 'preemptive' strike, it's justified..

In my experience, one of the fastest ways to "reach heaven" is by eating pork.

So delicious (and you just might eat until you die )!

[Whateverist]

Where do these idiots get the idea that pork is Muslim kryptonite?

Everyone knows it only works on Jews.

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morons






and a waste of bacon

Oh, we grow em' real stupid on this side of the pond. You used to have them too. (Gotta read your history!) Then the colonies sprang up and you emptied them out. (We still miss you; no one here can tie my shoes.)

[Doubting Thomas]

It's no different from the idiots suggesting that someone should go bury a pig in the ground near the "ground zero mosque" or that mosque they were trying to build in South Carolina or wherever where all the Christians were trying to block it. Or the idiots who threw bacon all over the front of a mosque a while back. The prohibition on pork is the same as Jewish dietary laws, but these idiots think that Muslims have such a big fear of pigs that they can't go anywhere near where a pig might be.

As far as getting shot by pork-laced bullets, how would Muslims even know they were being shot by them and not get to heaven? Seems like the "pork keeps Muslims from Heaven" superstition is believed more by the Christians than the Muslims.

It's kind of like if Muslims started spreading porn, heavy metal rock, and Dungeons & Dragons games all over fundie churches.

[Jaysyn]

“There is no penalty for coming into contact with pork given by the Quran,” she said, pointing to verses that prohibit the consumption of pork and carrion that are reminiscent of Jewish dietary laws outlined in Leviticus.

“To my knowledge, Muslims, especially unknowingly, would not be banned from heaven for eating or getting hit by pork,” she said. “There are some interpreters who suggest that Muslims should eat pork rather than starve, if faced with that alternative.”

Demonstrating yet again that the stupidity of the fascist right is damned near limitless.

I gotta ask, does the same hold true for muslims & dogs? If not, I sense a business opportunity.