If you dont believe in Christianity you will go to Hell

[True-Christian]

Atheists



Psalm 52
5 God shall likewise destroy thee for ever, he shall take thee away, and pluck thee out of thy dwelling place, and root thee out of the land of the living. Selah.
6 The righteous also shall see, and fear, and shall laugh at him:
7 Lo, this is the man that made not God his strength; but trusted in the abundance of his riches, and strengthened himself in his wickedness.

(If you don't trust in God, he'll kill you and while you're dying the "righteous" will laugh at you.)



What are Atheists? What do They Believe?



1.) Myth: Atheists have no belief in the Christian God or any of the false god of the other religions. It has nothing to do with hate.

Reality: Everyone including atheists know the Christian god, God is real. We know he is real since we call him God with a capital "G" -- that proves it right there. The more than 2,500 accounted for "gods" are all made up to attempt to draw Christians away from the one True god, God. All these non-Christians hate Christians, as well as God.



2.) Myth: Atheists are very socially conscious and strive for humans to live in peace.

Reality: Atheists are all anarchist who hate everything and everyone. All atheists are out to forcibly remove God from the world and take Him out of the History of His Earth.


3.) Myth: On average atheists have higher IQs.

Reality: They are demons, meaning they are slaves to Satan. Since of this they don't think so thus have an IQ of 0.



3.) Myth: Atheists can live high moral lives. They can raise wonderful children, help the needy, provide food and shelter for the poor. They love to help humans since they don't believe in a god, so they instead turn to humanity for love and compassion.

Reality: Atheists live highly sinful lives and fill our state prisons. It's no wonder that 100% of our prisons our full of atheists. Any atheist who claims to be good is trying to act good to draw people to their religion. They will try to enter organizations to help the needy but rightfully will be turned down since everyone knows atheists are hateful and filthy bigots. When atheists start organizations for the needy us True Christians come along and dismember, and destroy their idolaterous buildings. These atheists enforce the Religion of Evolutionism onto these needy people before they give them food, demanding that they confess their alliegance to Satan. What kind of sick moran leaves a needy person in a cold like that with no solid help?



4.) Myth: Atheists are people to.

Reality: THEY ARE EVIL DEMONS! WRATHFUL AND HATEFUL SATAN LOVERS!



5.) Myth: Atheists believe in Logic and Reason.

Reality: Firstly, I don't like how atheists use those words. They capitalize Logic and Reason since that's the lies they worship. We use God and Truth since they are things we posses and we prove this by using capital letters. Atheists who do the same thing are mocking Christianity.

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Do Atheists Have Equal Rights? Do They Deserve Them?

The State Constitutions Don't Lie:

(Look these up yourself if you think I editted them!)

Arkansas
"No person who denies the being of a God shall hold any office in the civil departments of this State, nor be competent to testify as a witness in any court."
article 19, sect. 1 of the 1874 constitution

Maryland
"That as it is the duty of every man to worship God in such manner as he thinks most acceptable to Him, all persons are equally entitled to protection in their religious liberty... nor shall any person, otherwise competent, be deemed incompetent as a witness, or juror, on account of his religious belief; provided, he believes in the existence of God, and that under His dispensation such person will be held morally accountable for his acts, and be rewarded or punished therefore either in this world or in the world to come." Bill of Rights: Article 36

Massachusetts
"As the happiness of a people, and the good order and preservation of civil government, essentially depend upon piety, religion and morality; and as these cannot be generally diffused through a community, but by the institution of the public worship of God, and of public instructions in piety, religion and morality: herefore, to promote their happiness and to secure the good order
and preservation of their government, the people of this commonwealth have a right to invest their legislature with power to authorize and require, and the legislature shall, from time to time, authorize and require, the several towns, parishes, precincts, and other bodies politic, or religious societies, to make suitable provision, at their own expense, for the institution of the public
worship of God, and for the support and maintenance of public Protestant teachers of piety, religion and morality, in all cases where such provision shall not be made voluntarily." Declaration of Rights: Article III

North Carolina
"The following persons shall be disqualified for office: First, any person who shall deny the being of Almighty God...." Constitution Article 6 Section 8

Pennsylvania
"No person who acknowledges the being of God and a future state of rewards and punishments shall, on account of his religious sentiments, be disqualified to hold any office or place of trust or profit under this Commonwealth".
Declaration of Rights Article 1 Section 4

Tennessee
"No person who denies the being of God, or a future state of rewards and punishments, shall hold any office in the civil department of this state."
Bill of Rights: Article 9 Section 4

Texas
"No religious test shall ever be required as a qualification to any office, or public trust, in this State; nor shall any one be excluded from holding office on account of his religious sentiments, provided he acknowledge the existence of a Supreme Being."
Article 1 - Bill of Rights: Section 4]



SEE!! Atheists aren't even Real Citizens of America!! Take THAT YOU FILTHY BIGOTED GOD HATERS! You are ALL immoral communists and all dangerous threats to society with your divorce rates being 100% and your anti-Americanism obvious!

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Is it Okay to At Least Make Friends With Atheists, Or Love Them?

2 Corinthians 6


Do Not Be Yoked With Unbelievers

14Do not be yoked together with unbelievers. For what do righteousness and wickedness have in common? Or what fellowship can light have with darkness? 15What harmony is there between Christ and Belial[1] ? What does a believer have in common with an unbeliever? 16What agreement is there between the temple of God and idols? For we are the temple of the living God. As God has said: "I will live with them and walk among them, and I will be their God, and they will be my people."[2]
17"Therefore come out from them
and be separate, says the Lord.
Touch no unclean thing,
and I will receive you."[3]

If you EVER make any friendly contact with an atheist, you will go STRAIGHT to Hell. Jesus will NEVER receive you, you fools. GOD HATES ATHEISTS WITH ALL HIS LOVE!

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Atheists are the Vast Majority in the Public Education System and in the Judicial System. What do We do about that?

Firstly, never take your children to public school since you don't want them to be brainwashed by religious beliefs. Home school them and teach them only about the Bible and God's Love for all. Tell them the truth about atheism and they're religion: Evolutionism. Satan planted them in schools and things to make atheists look smart and appealing when the truth is they are all communists who wallow in their own vomit and lick the rectums of dogs. Since that's all atheists are, filthy stinky homosexuals who hate everyone. They should all die, as God orders us to kill them all:

Exodus 31
14 Ye shall keep the sabbath therefore; for it is holy unto you: every one that defileth it shall surely be put to death: for whosoever doeth any work therein, that soul shall be cut off from among his people.

(Note: Sabbath is the Sunday of each week you must attend Christian Church. Any dictionary will give you this definition). So if you miss a Sunday of Church you are to be killed since you are a filthy atheist then.)

Exodus 35
2 Six days shall work be done, but on the seventh day there shall be to you an holy day, a sabbath of rest to the LORD: whosoever doeth work therein shall be put to death.

Deuteronomy 7
10 And repayeth them that hate him to their face, to destroy them: he will not be slack to him that hateth him, he will repay him to his face.
(If you hate God, he will KILL YOU!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!)

2 Peter 3
7 But the heavens and the earth, which are now, by the same word are kept in store, reserved unto fire against the day of judgment and perdition of ungodly men.

Exodus 22
20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

Deuteronomy 17
2 If there be found among you, within any of thy gates which the LORD thy God giveth thee, man or woman, that hath wrought wickedness in the sight of the LORD thy God, in transgressing his covenant,
3 And hath gone and served other gods, and worshipped them, either the sun, or moon, or any of the host of heaven, which I have not commanded;
4 And it be told thee, and thou hast heard of it, and enquired diligently, and, behold, it be true, and the thing certain, that such abomination is wrought in Israel:
5 Then shalt thou bring forth that man or that woman, which have committed that wicked thing, unto thy gates, even that man or that woman, and shalt stone them with stones, till they die.
6 At the mouth of two witnesses, or three witnesses, shall he that is worthy of death be put to death; but at the mouth of one witness he shall not be put to death.
7 The hands of the witnesses shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterward the hands of all the people. So thou shalt put the evil away from among you.

Psalm 52
5 God shall likewise destroy thee for ever, he shall take thee away, and pluck thee out of thy dwelling place, and root thee out of the land of the living. Selah.
6 The righteous also shall see, and fear, and shall laugh at him:
7 Lo, this is the man that made not God his strength; but trusted in the abundance of his riches, and strengthened himself in his wickedness.


Deuteronomy 17
12 And the man that will do presumptuously, and will not hearken unto the priest that standeth to minister there before the LORD thy God, or unto the judge, even that man shall die: and thou shalt put away the evil from Israel.
13 And all the people shall hear, and fear, and do no more presumptuously.

Psalm 59
8 But thou, O LORD, shalt laugh at them; thou shalt have all the heathen in derision.

Psalm 137
9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

So the answer is simple. Kill all atheists immediately.

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Is There a Rise in the Amounts of Atheists?

Yes. The reason for this is because of all the new laws outlawing the slaying of the atheists by the Liberal Lawmakers in Washington. The Judicial system has been America's big enemy in the battle on establishment of the atheist religion of hating God. Back in the day we would hang them, set them on fire, poison them, enslave them, or just FORCE them to convert by threatening to kill their young. We do all of this in Love. We are Christians, and Love is our main goal.

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Why Don't Atheists Just Get it?



Guess what the bridge is? Is it atheism or Christianity? Think hard.

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Why Do Atheists Try to Take God Out of Everything and Destroy Christmas?

Well the reason is since they are so hateful. All atheists hate Christmas. Godless countries like Japan with the population of atheists being 90% don't even CELEBRATE Christmas. Luckily the population of atheists in America is 0.000000000000000000001% so the odds of us finding one is still slim. The Truth is, atheists hate happiness and want to steal the love of Jesus away from children. This is what the atheist is, a cold and evil grinch who wallows in her own vomit. Atheists in America try saying there is a seperation of church and state in American, but the fools don't realize that God says in the Bible we are to colonize all nations to be Christian and run theocracies. America is a theocracy and the proof of this since the word God is on our money and pledge. They will never take these away from us since God is an American.

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For Those Who Say America Isn't a Christian Nation

Are you worried about the attacks against the Pledge of Allegiance?

I'm a little nervous about it yes, but I know God will get revenge for all the Fags in the government for giving those atheists chances to change Christian Law. The old pledge of alliegance was written by Francis Bellamy (1855 - 1931), a "Baptist" minister. He wrote the original Pledge in August 1892. He was a "Christian" Socialist. In his Pledge, he is expressing the ideas of his first cousin, Edward Bellamy, author of the American socialist utopian novels, Looking Backward (1888) and Equality (1897). Because of this they DIDN'T include the name of God!!! Well duh! That's what you get for letting commies for doing things for our country! The original pledge of 1892 went like this:

I Pledge Allegiance to the flag of the United States of America
and to the Republic for which it stands,
indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

Where is God?!!? This country was founded on CHRISTIAN values and they let a filthy communist write the thing without involving the most important American of all, God! Not only is America Under God, but God himself is a citizen of the United States. We know this since we are Under Him. Jesus to was also an American.



Jesus WASN'T Italian or French or British or Thai or a Metrosexual, NO He was American. THAT'S WHY AMERICA IS UNDER GOD!!!

[MerrieMelodyxx]

Bevan?

I could swear I know you...

Oh, wait. That's the crazy talking.

[Jason Jarred]

ROFL!
I gave you +1 rating for your post because it had me laughing so hard I almost sh*t myself!

BTW I didn't realise God was American? That maybe explains a lot... :p

Evolutionism. Satan planted them in schools and things to make atheists look smart and appealing when the truth is they are all communists who wallow in their own vomit and lick the rectums of dogs. Since that's all atheists are, filthy stinky homosexuals who hate everyone.

Hey! Now I will stop you right there Mister! how dare you *mock* us in such a manner?
Have you ever *tried* licking your dogs rectum while bathing yourself in a pool of vomit? It's actually quite challenging and... you shouldn't mock something you haven't tried, Ok? That's all I wanted to say. I think...yes... I think that addresses the main point of your post.

[Edwardo Piet]

Atheists



Psalm 52
5 God shall likewise destroy thee for ever, he shall take thee away, and pluck thee out of thy dwelling place, and root thee out of the land of the living. Selah.
6 The righteous also shall see, and fear, and shall laugh at him:
7 Lo, this is the man that made not God his strength; but trusted in the abundance of his riches, and strengthened himself in his wickedness.

(If you don't trust in God, he'll kill you and while you're dying the "righteous" will laugh at you.)



What are Atheists? What do They Believe?



1.) Myth: Atheists have no belief in the Christian God or any of the false god of the other religions. It has nothing to do with hate.

Reality: Everyone including atheists know the Christian god, God is real. We know he is real since we call him God with a capital "G" -- that proves it right there. The more than 2,500 accounted for "gods" are all made up to attempt to draw Christians away from the one True god, God. All these non-Christians hate Christians, as well as God.



2.) Myth: Atheists are very socially conscious and strive for humans to live in peace.

Reality: Atheists are all anarchist who hate everything and everyone. All atheists are out to forcibly remove God from the world and take Him out of the History of His Earth.


3.) Myth: On average atheists have higher IQs.

Reality: They are demons, meaning they are slaves to Satan. Since of this they don't think so thus have an IQ of 0.



3.) Myth: Atheists can live high moral lives. They can raise wonderful children, help the needy, provide food and shelter for the poor. They love to help humans since they don't believe in a god, so they instead turn to humanity for love and compassion.

Reality: Atheists live highly sinful lives and fill our state prisons. It's no wonder that 100% of our prisons our full of atheists. Any atheist who claims to be good is trying to act good to draw people to their religion. They will try to enter organizations to help the needy but rightfully will be turned down since everyone knows atheists are hateful and filthy bigots. When atheists start organizations for the needy us True Christians come along and dismember, and destroy their idolaterous buildings. These atheists enforce the Religion of Evolutionism onto these needy people before they give them food, demanding that they confess their alliegance to Satan. What kind of sick moran leaves a needy person in a cold like that with no solid help?



4.) Myth: Atheists are people to.

Reality: THEY ARE EVIL DEMONS! WRATHFUL AND HATEFUL SATAN LOVERS!



5.) Myth: Atheists believe in Logic and Reason.

Reality: Firstly, I don't like how atheists use those words. They capitalize Logic and Reason since that's the lies they worship. We use God and Truth since they are things we posses and we prove this by using capital letters. Atheists who do the same thing are mocking Christianity.

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Do Atheists Have Equal Rights? Do They Deserve Them?

The State Constitutions Don't Lie:

(Look these up yourself if you think I editted them!)

Arkansas
"No person who denies the being of a God shall hold any office in the civil departments of this State, nor be competent to testify as a witness in any court."
article 19, sect. 1 of the 1874 constitution

Maryland
"That as it is the duty of every man to worship God in such manner as he thinks most acceptable to Him, all persons are equally entitled to protection in their religious liberty... nor shall any person, otherwise competent, be deemed incompetent as a witness, or juror, on account of his religious belief; provided, he believes in the existence of God, and that under His dispensation such person will be held morally accountable for his acts, and be rewarded or punished therefore either in this world or in the world to come." Bill of Rights: Article 36

Massachusetts
"As the happiness of a people, and the good order and preservation of civil government, essentially depend upon piety, religion and morality; and as these cannot be generally diffused through a community, but by the institution of the public worship of God, and of public instructions in piety, religion and morality: herefore, to promote their happiness and to secure the good order
and preservation of their government, the people of this commonwealth have a right to invest their legislature with power to authorize and require, and the legislature shall, from time to time, authorize and require, the several towns, parishes, precincts, and other bodies politic, or religious societies, to make suitable provision, at their own expense, for the institution of the public
worship of God, and for the support and maintenance of public Protestant teachers of piety, religion and morality, in all cases where such provision shall not be made voluntarily." Declaration of Rights: Article III

North Carolina
"The following persons shall be disqualified for office: First, any person who shall deny the being of Almighty God...." Constitution Article 6 Section 8

Pennsylvania
"No person who acknowledges the being of God and a future state of rewards and punishments shall, on account of his religious sentiments, be disqualified to hold any office or place of trust or profit under this Commonwealth".
Declaration of Rights Article 1 Section 4

Tennessee
"No person who denies the being of God, or a future state of rewards and punishments, shall hold any office in the civil department of this state."
Bill of Rights: Article 9 Section 4

Texas
"No religious test shall ever be required as a qualification to any office, or public trust, in this State; nor shall any one be excluded from holding office on account of his religious sentiments, provided he acknowledge the existence of a Supreme Being."
Article 1 - Bill of Rights: Section 4]



SEE!! Atheists aren't even Real Citizens of America!! Take THAT YOU FILTHY BIGOTED GOD HATERS! You are ALL immoral communists and all dangerous threats to society with your divorce rates being 100% and your anti-Americanism obvious!

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Is it Okay to At Least Make Friends With Atheists, Or Love Them?

2 Corinthians 6


Do Not Be Yoked With Unbelievers

14Do not be yoked together with unbelievers. For what do righteousness and wickedness have in common? Or what fellowship can light have with darkness? 15What harmony is there between Christ and Belial[1] ? What does a believer have in common with an unbeliever? 16What agreement is there between the temple of God and idols? For we are the temple of the living God. As God has said: "I will live with them and walk among them, and I will be their God, and they will be my people."[2]
17"Therefore come out from them
and be separate, says the Lord.
Touch no unclean thing,
and I will receive you."[3]

If you EVER make any friendly contact with an atheist, you will go STRAIGHT to Hell. Jesus will NEVER receive you, you fools. GOD HATES ATHEISTS WITH ALL HIS LOVE!

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Atheists are the Vast Majority in the Public Education System and in the Judicial System. What do We do about that?

Firstly, never take your children to public school since you don't want them to be brainwashed by religious beliefs. Home school them and teach them only about the Bible and God's Love for all. Tell them the truth about atheism and they're religion: Evolutionism. Satan planted them in schools and things to make atheists look smart and appealing when the truth is they are all communists who wallow in their own vomit and lick the rectums of dogs. Since that's all atheists are, filthy stinky homosexuals who hate everyone. They should all die, as God orders us to kill them all:

Exodus 31
14 Ye shall keep the sabbath therefore; for it is holy unto you: every one that defileth it shall surely be put to death: for whosoever doeth any work therein, that soul shall be cut off from among his people.

(Note: Sabbath is the Sunday of each week you must attend Christian Church. Any dictionary will give you this definition). So if you miss a Sunday of Church you are to be killed since you are a filthy atheist then.)

Exodus 35
2 Six days shall work be done, but on the seventh day there shall be to you an holy day, a sabbath of rest to the LORD: whosoever doeth work therein shall be put to death.

Deuteronomy 7
10 And repayeth them that hate him to their face, to destroy them: he will not be slack to him that hateth him, he will repay him to his face.
(If you hate God, he will KILL YOU!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!)

2 Peter 3
7 But the heavens and the earth, which are now, by the same word are kept in store, reserved unto fire against the day of judgment and perdition of ungodly men.

Exodus 22
20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

Deuteronomy 17
2 If there be found among you, within any of thy gates which the LORD thy God giveth thee, man or woman, that hath wrought wickedness in the sight of the LORD thy God, in transgressing his covenant,
3 And hath gone and served other gods, and worshipped them, either the sun, or moon, or any of the host of heaven, which I have not commanded;
4 And it be told thee, and thou hast heard of it, and enquired diligently, and, behold, it be true, and the thing certain, that such abomination is wrought in Israel:
5 Then shalt thou bring forth that man or that woman, which have committed that wicked thing, unto thy gates, even that man or that woman, and shalt stone them with stones, till they die.
6 At the mouth of two witnesses, or three witnesses, shall he that is worthy of death be put to death; but at the mouth of one witness he shall not be put to death.
7 The hands of the witnesses shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterward the hands of all the people. So thou shalt put the evil away from among you.

Psalm 52
5 God shall likewise destroy thee for ever, he shall take thee away, and pluck thee out of thy dwelling place, and root thee out of the land of the living. Selah.
6 The righteous also shall see, and fear, and shall laugh at him:
7 Lo, this is the man that made not God his strength; but trusted in the abundance of his riches, and strengthened himself in his wickedness.


Deuteronomy 17
12 And the man that will do presumptuously, and will not hearken unto the priest that standeth to minister there before the LORD thy God, or unto the judge, even that man shall die: and thou shalt put away the evil from Israel.
13 And all the people shall hear, and fear, and do no more presumptuously.

Psalm 59
8 But thou, O LORD, shalt laugh at them; thou shalt have all the heathen in derision.

Psalm 137
9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

So the answer is simple. Kill all atheists immediately.

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Is There a Rise in the Amounts of Atheists?

Yes. The reason for this is because of all the new laws outlawing the slaying of the atheists by the Liberal Lawmakers in Washington. The Judicial system has been America's big enemy in the battle on establishment of the atheist religion of hating God. Back in the day we would hang them, set them on fire, poison them, enslave them, or just FORCE them to convert by threatening to kill their young. We do all of this in Love. We are Christians, and Love is our main goal.

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Why Don't Atheists Just Get it?



Guess what the bridge is? Is it atheism or Christianity? Think hard.

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Why Do Atheists Try to Take God Out of Everything and Destroy Christmas?

Well the reason is since they are so hateful. All atheists hate Christmas. Godless countries like Japan with the population of atheists being 90% don't even CELEBRATE Christmas. Luckily the population of atheists in America is 0.000000000000000000001% so the odds of us finding one is still slim. The Truth is, atheists hate happiness and want to steal the love of Jesus away from children. This is what the atheist is, a cold and evil grinch who wallows in her own vomit. Atheists in America try saying there is a seperation of church and state in American, but the fools don't realize that God says in the Bible we are to colonize all nations to be Christian and run theocracies. America is a theocracy and the proof of this since the word God is on our money and pledge. They will never take these away from us since God is an American.

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For Those Who Say America Isn't a Christian Nation

Are you worried about the attacks against the Pledge of Allegiance?

I'm a little nervous about it yes, but I know God will get revenge for all the Fags in the government for giving those atheists chances to change Christian Law. The old pledge of alliegance was written by Francis Bellamy (1855 - 1931), a "Baptist" minister. He wrote the original Pledge in August 1892. He was a "Christian" Socialist. In his Pledge, he is expressing the ideas of his first cousin, Edward Bellamy, author of the American socialist utopian novels, Looking Backward (1888) and Equality (1897). Because of this they DIDN'T include the name of God!!! Well duh! That's what you get for letting commies for doing things for our country! The original pledge of 1892 went like this:

I Pledge Allegiance to the flag of the United States of America
and to the Republic for which it stands,
indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

Where is God?!!? This country was founded on CHRISTIAN values and they let a filthy communist write the thing without involving the most important American of all, God! Not only is America Under God, but God himself is a citizen of the United States. We know this since we are Under Him. Jesus to was also an American.



Jesus WASN'T Italian or French or British or Thai or a Metrosexual, NO He was American. THAT'S WHY AMERICA IS UNDER GOD!!!

Well I'm converted(!) Lol. After all its moral preaching to tell people that your God says they will go to hell if they don't believe in the evil, sick, twisted, totalitarian dictatorship that he is, isn't it(?)
That is, IF your God - or any God for that matter - actually existed.
I pity your ignorance. And am disgusted at your words and morals.
THAT IS. If this isn't just a complete sick joke on your part.
Its pathetic either way.
But it does just seem a TOTAL JOKE. Surely you can't believe this. Its possible but almost unbelievably insane if thats the case.
EDIT: OK I've read more. Its so CLEARLY a joke. Either that or you are COMPLETELY and UTTERLY insane and delusional. And I don't mind saying so.

[Jason Jarred]

Nawwww, EVF? I don't think he's serious, this guy is so hilarious he must be from the parody site Landover Baptist Church
I suspect every now and then they pop over to make sure we're not taking things too seriously.

[Edwardo Piet]

Nawwww, EVF? I don't think he's serious, this guy is so hilarious he must be from the parody site Landover Baptist Church
I suspect every now and then they pop over to make sure we're not taking things too seriously.

Yeah like I said he's either a joker or completely insane. It seems such an obvious joke, the parodying and the way its constructed.
Either way its pathetic so I don't care.

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Its here - I should have guessed its even in his name lmfao - http://www.truechristian.com/atheists.html

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What if some fundamentalists actually BUY this shit? FFS. LOL!
Rofl!
It is a parody. But still horrific.
I guessed that he could have been insane or just very childish or both because its written badly. Lol. Unless he did it really quickly I guess. He/she. I've only read bits of it and already spotted a few typos for example.
ALTHOUGH. That could be deliberate too.
I guess this could be called 'Devil's Nadsvocate'.

[Daystar]

What if some fundamentalists actually BUY this shit? FFS. LOL!
Rofl!
It is a parody. But still horrific.
I guessed that he could have been insane or just very childish or both because its written badly. Lol. Unless he did it really quickly I guess. He/she. I've only read bits of it and already spotted a few typos for example.
ALTHOUGH. That could be deliberate too.
I guess this could be called 'Devil's Nadsvocate'.

What?! I bought it . . . hell I've seen worse than that for real.

[Edwardo Piet]

What if some fundamentalists actually BUY this shit? FFS. LOL!
Rofl!
It is a parody. But still horrific.
I guessed that he could have been insane or just very childish or both because its written badly. Lol. Unless he did it really quickly I guess. He/she. I've only read bits of it and already spotted a few typos for example.
ALTHOUGH. That could be deliberate too.
I guess this could be called 'Devil's Nadsvocate'.

What?! I bought it . . . hell I've seen worse than that for real.

I bought it when I saw the spam and atheists being "demons". I suspected it COULD be a joke but I wasn't sure. Then when I read more it was transparent that the jokes were all engineered and deliberate. And he/she didn't really believe it.
I was worried I might have been suspected 'for falling' for such things. Because its so rare. But thought or at least suspected it because I do know such people who actually believe that do exist. OF COURSE.
But I was more skeptical. Perhaps because where I come in england I have never once met a fundamentalist in person. As far as I can remember. As far as I can remember all religious people were either agnostic believers or religious moderates. On the net I've met a few. But only the odd few on forums like this. And not QUITE this explicit. But this was fake anyway.
I have in fact once met a moderate. In the sense of doubting God and being rather agnostic about it. But who did in fact not believe in evolution and really believed we were created in "God's image". Who was in fact a creationist.
I forgot Daystar, do you believe in evolution? I thought I read that you don't. But that also doesn't fit with your moderation for me if thats the case. In the sense its another unexpected case for me. Its interesting if you indeed reject being religious and only believe in the bible and think "jesus was only a man". And yet still reject evolution. Do you?

[Dweedle]

Lol of course this is a joke.. sheesh Im not even Christian! haha cant believe you guys believed my post. Least some people have senses of humour.. dammit why was my old acct booted.. Liberals..

[Edwardo Piet]

Lol of course this is a joke.. sheesh Im not even Christian! haha cant believe you guys believed my post. Least some people have senses of humour.. dammit why was my old acct booted.. Liberals..

Its not completely unbelievable you know. Until you've actually read it. My failure was not in sense of humour but in not actually reading it what you put. Apart from noticing the flooding and reading the "atheists are demons". And the first time I read it, it was in the shout box where there wasn't that absurd picture.
And besides Daystar say's he's seen worse in real life.
So maybe its not as unbelievable than you think. There must be some crazy people who are actually like that.
And you have to give people the benefit of the doubt sometimes. I wouldn't want to piss-take someone who really IS that insane. I wouldn't piss take mental patients for instance.