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When do you come from? (How old are you?)

Poll: What is the average age of an AF member? Vote your age.
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Younger than 21
8.33%
 5 8.33%
22-29
28.33%
 17 28.33%
30-39
26.67%
 16 26.67%
40-49
20.00%
 12 20.00%
50-59
8.33%
 5 8.33%
60 or older
8.33%
 5 8.33%
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When do you come from? (How old are you?)
fr0d0 Offline
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#51
RE: When do you come from? (How old are you?)
August 4, 2013 at 4:39 pm
Girl you already a crazy lady!
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#52
RE: When do you come from? (How old are you?)
August 4, 2013 at 4:51 pm
(August 4, 2013 at 2:39 pm)missluckie26 Wrote: I used to volunteer in a nursing home after school every day just so I could spend time with my mom on her shift. Its surreal walking those halls, wondering which type you'll be. I called lots of them grandma and visited them till the end. I also got beat up by a supernaturally strong fit old woman named Charlie who was trying to escape! Most of the time though Charlie just dragged a dementia patient around, and called her George. I found them many a time dressed up coats and suitcases and all, waiting for the train to come. Or in bed together? There were so, so many lives and stories I got to learn about I am happy for the experience. I just hope I don't end up as a crazy ladies bitch though.

I hope I get old enough to go into an old folks home. My wife ran the cafeteria in an unassisted living old folks home a few years back. I'd take our girls up there on the weekend occasionally to eat lunch and see the wife.

Way more women than guys. The men were hot commodities if they made it that far.

It would be kind of funny if I got 10 times more ass in my 80's than I did back in my 20's.

I'd find me some hot 70 something (Hey! I'd be in my 80's!) and tear that woman up.
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#53
RE: When do you come from? (How old are you?)
August 4, 2013 at 7:04 pm (This post was last modified: August 4, 2013 at 7:04 pm by Mystical.)
(August 4, 2013 at 4:39 pm)fr0d0 Wrote: Girl you already a crazy lady!

Im going to assume u mean that in a good wayWink In anycase, keep that up and I wont visit you in the home, old timer.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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#54
RE: When do you come from? (How old are you?)
August 4, 2013 at 7:07 pm
I'm 63, and if any of you come at me with that old fogey crap, I'll beat you senseless with my cane. Angry


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RE: When do you come from? (How old are you?)
August 5, 2013 at 5:20 pm
I'm forty-six years into my march to the grave. I don't know how others experience their "middle-age" years, but for me it's damned strange: too old to be anything other than politely tolerated by younger people and too young to wish to join the greying, distinguished set. Mostly, I sit around with other guys my age, all of us blinking like moles who emerged into the light, wondering what the hell happened.
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#56
RE: When do you come from? (How old are you?)
August 5, 2013 at 6:29 pm
(August 3, 2013 at 12:33 pm)Rahul Wrote: But...

You said you were 69 and that was also the year you were born.

1969 + 69 = 2038

Actually I didn't. I said I'm a 69 guy, which has been known to have a secondary meaning for some. It's merely a pleasing coincidence that it also happens to be my birth year
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RE: When do you come from? (How old are you?)
August 5, 2013 at 7:10 pm
Yeah Stimbos just a dirty whore. Don't try to make heads or tails of himWink
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: When do you come from? (How old are you?)
August 5, 2013 at 7:28 pm
I just gotta say to all you younguns out there:


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#59
RE: When do you come from? (How old are you?)
August 6, 2013 at 6:25 am
(August 5, 2013 at 6:29 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Actually I didn't. I said I'm a 69 guy, which has been known to have a secondary meaning for some. It's merely a pleasing coincidence that it also happens to be my birth year

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RE: When do you come from? (How old are you?)
August 6, 2013 at 8:33 pm
I've got to be at least fifteen-hundred septillions old by now. Undecided I feel so old....
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Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
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