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Damn my girlfriend!
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August 8, 2013 at 5:33 pm
(August 7, 2013 at 6:39 pm)freedomfromfallacy Wrote: My wife is often too tired for sex, but she has never said no to giving me a BJ. Sometimes I get three in one day. Why am I sharing this?

Seems like a really giving person. Do you ever loan her out?
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August 8, 2013 at 5:35 pm
If she's average looking or above, under 40 and over 18 and you and your wife both agree she sounds okay to me.
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August 8, 2013 at 5:36 pm (This post was last modified: August 8, 2013 at 5:37 pm by CleanShavenJesus.)
When your poll option says "Fuck her", how do you mean?

Anyway, I've been dating my current girlfriend for 10 months and she's been great. They all can be naggy and whatnot, but I'm willing to put up with it. What I'm not willing to put up with is her best friend.*


*She's vegan.
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RE: Damn my girlfriend!
August 8, 2013 at 5:41 pm
(August 8, 2013 at 5:36 pm)CleanShavenJesus Wrote: When your poll option says "Fuck her", how do you mean?

Anyway, I've been dating my current girlfriend for 10 months and she's been great. They all can be naggy and whatnot, but I'm willing to put up with it. What I'm not willing to put up with is her best friend.*


*She's vegan.

Try her in a stew with some carrots and parsnips. I'm sure she'd be delicious.
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RE: Damn my girlfriend!
August 8, 2013 at 5:43 pm
(August 8, 2013 at 5:33 pm)whateverist Wrote:
(August 7, 2013 at 6:39 pm)freedomfromfallacy Wrote: My wife is often too tired for sex, but she has never said no to giving me a BJ. Sometimes I get three in one day. Why am I sharing this?

Seems like a really giving person. Do you ever loan her out?

No, but we were divorced from each other for about three years before we remarried, and learned some things in that time (you missed your window of opportunity) or maybe you knew her and helped her learn Thinking

Cum to think of it, she almost never did it in our first marriage. Maybe that's why I get it all the time now Thinking
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RE: Damn my girlfriend!
August 8, 2013 at 11:42 pm
(August 8, 2013 at 5:35 pm)HalcyonicTrust Wrote: If she's average looking or above, under 40 and over 18 and you and your wife both agree she sounds okay to me.

You sound awfully picky, just sayin Tongue

Even 'below average' women are pretty. I don't get what the point of the competition here is Thinking
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RE: Damn my girlfriend!
August 9, 2013 at 12:52 pm
Oh no, not just 'average', average for me.
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August 9, 2013 at 10:59 pm
(August 9, 2013 at 12:52 pm)HalcyonicTrust Wrote: Oh no, not just 'average', average for me.

I have nothing to base this upon, so I couldn't really help you, could I? Skunk
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August 10, 2013 at 4:14 am
(August 7, 2013 at 5:51 pm)Rahul Wrote:
(August 7, 2013 at 5:45 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote: Being married isn't much better. Too much of "I'm too tired." "I'm not in the mood." "I have a headache."

That when you tell her to shut up and get on her knees. Now.

Hey, works for my wife.

Yes it does doesnt it.
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RE: Damn my girlfriend!
August 10, 2013 at 11:52 am
(August 10, 2013 at 4:14 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: Life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you are going to get...unless of course you look in the lid where each type of chocolate is described in detail.

Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last as long for fat people.
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