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Daily quotes
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Quote:As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

H. L. Mencken Baltimore Evening Sun, July, 1920*


* Prophecy came true in January, 2001.

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This one made me chuckle:

P Z Myers Wrote:You can always rely on the Catholic church's moral compass - whatever direction it points you should go the other way.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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"Welcome to the internet".

~a Nord who was stripping down an Imperial
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"To talk little is natural.
High winds do not last all morning.
Heavy rain does not last all day.
"

Tao Te Ching, Ch. 23, excerpt


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Quote:There are few, I believe, in this enlightened age, who will not acknowledge that slavery as an institution is a moral and political evil. It is idle to expatiate on its disadvantages. I think it is a greater evil to the white than to the colored race. While my feelings are strongly enlisted in behalf of the latter, my sympathies are more deeply engaged for the former. The blacks are immeasurably better off here than in Africa, morally, physically, and socially. The painful discipline they are undergoing is necessary for their further instruction as a race, and will prepare them, I hope, for better things. How long their servitude may be necessary is known and ordered by a merciful Providence.


Col. Robert E. Lee 1856

http://www.civilwarhome.com/leepierce.htm


Quote:Perhaps, someday, blacks will win the right to be treated like volitional human beings. But not yet.

Republicunt Ann Coulter 2013

http://kos.salsalabs.com/dia/track.jsp?v...CkET%2F03F

Apparently 157 years is insufficient for that insufferable twat.
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“When action grows unprofitable, gather information; when information grows unprofitable, sleep.”

Ursula K Le Guin
The Left Hand Of Darkness


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"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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We've come too far to give up who we are
So let's raise the bar and our cups to the stars

We're up all night 'til the sun
We're up all night to get some
We're up all night for good fun
We're up all night to get lucky.

~Daft Punk - Get Lucky~
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"Man, I wish I had testicular elephantitis."

~ Me
Now! This is it! Now is the time to choose! Die, and be free of pain, or live and fight your sorrow! Now is the time to shape your stories! Your fate is in your hands!
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“What if talking about your feelings doesn't fix anything? What if what you really need is to make the feelings go away?”
― Amy Reed, Crazy

“I feel sorry for every Therapist, Psychologist, and Psychiatrist I've ever met. I know I've put thoughts in their mind they will never forget.”
― Stanley Victor Paskavich

(Yeah. It's one of those days.)
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