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Terrorism daily explodes from my ass
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Terrorism daily explodes from my ass
September 25, 2016 at 1:28 am
The high methane content is enough to be considered a terrorist attack on everyone around me.
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September 25, 2016 at 1:43 am
Certainly this can only be remedied by limiting your constitutional right determine your own diet. It's for the protection of everybody of course...think of the children. Rolleyes
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RE: Terrorism daily explodes from my ass
September 25, 2016 at 1:44 am
Well then...
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September 25, 2016 at 2:34 am
some of us might be more interested in what's going in . . . .
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RE: Terrorism daily explodes from my ass
September 25, 2016 at 3:23 am
(September 25, 2016 at 1:28 am)Maelstrom Wrote: The high methane content is enough to be considered a terrorist attack on everyone around me.

Congrats, you just made the watchlist.

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RE: Terrorism daily explodes from my ass
September 25, 2016 at 4:11 am
To all units, we have a CH4 breach.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: Terrorism daily explodes from my ass
September 25, 2016 at 6:52 am (This post was last modified: September 25, 2016 at 6:54 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
Clearly, we must use the terrorists' own weapons against them.





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RE: Terrorism daily explodes from my ass
September 25, 2016 at 7:45 am (This post was last modified: September 25, 2016 at 7:52 am by brewer.)
Less beans, less lactose, more fiber.

Edit: Hold the phone, methane is odorless. Are you lighting them to create terror?
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RE: Terrorism daily explodes from my ass
September 25, 2016 at 10:07 am
The olfactory offender is hydrogen sulfide.
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RE: Terrorism daily explodes from my ass
September 25, 2016 at 11:25 am
cyanide

nitric acid

ammonium hydro-sulfides

CN20

methyl disulphide

carbon monoxide

methyl ethyl ketone

klop

ammonia
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