Daily quotes

[Creed of Heresy]

“If I were dead, I wouldn't be sad, and I wouldn't be glad, because I wouldn't be.”
― Marcus Sedgwick

[Angrboda]

"But that's me, I'm paranoid. Every time I see a dead body, I think it's been murdered."

Columbo, "Etude In Black"

[FlyingNarwhal]

"See, my damie, Pootie Tang don't wa-da-tah to the shama cow... 'cause thats a cama cama leepa-chaiii, dig?" - Pootie Tang

[Minimalist]

I almost shudder at the thought of alluding to the most fatal example of the abuses of grief which the history of mankind has preserved -- the Cross. Consider what calamities that engine of grief has produced!
-- John Adams, letter to Thomas Jefferson

[Cyberman]

"Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than the atoms in your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about the universe:

You are all stardust.

You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements weren’t created at the beginning of time, they were created in stars. So forget Jesus, stars died so you could live.”

-- Lawrence Krauss

[Jackalope]

"Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded."

Well, yeah except all that hydrogen.

[Cyberman]

Hey, I didn't write it; I'm just the messenger!

[Cyberman]

"We choose to masturbate, not because it is easy, but because it is hard."

[Brian37]

"We choose to masturbate, not because it is easy, but because it is hard."

BA DUM CHA!

[Cyberman]

How many of you heard JFK in your head saying that?