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A small thanks to the resident Theists..
RE: A small thanks to the resident Theists..
(September 16, 2013 at 4:55 pm)BadWriterSparty Wrote:
(September 16, 2013 at 4:50 pm)Captain Colostomy Wrote: Note to self....never eat a creme filled donut ever again.

Just make sure you get to the box before Stimbo does. Better yet, just avoid doughnuts that have been in the Staff Lounge all day.

Note to self: Change the lock on the Staff Lounge door. The riff-raff have been getting in.
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RE: A small thanks to the resident Theists..
I just hope they're the ones who took the foot-longs. Bon appetit!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: A small thanks to the resident Theists..
(September 16, 2013 at 2:47 pm)catfish Wrote: Inform me that it's a breach of the rules and I'll report it, mmm'kay?

Whining about not being informed about the rules and what constitutes a breach of them when information on the topic is very readily available.
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RE: A small thanks to the resident Theists..
(September 16, 2013 at 5:09 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I just hope they're the ones who took the foot-longs. Bon appetit!

One of those foot-longs isn't a donut.Wink
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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CATfish Wrote:Deflection? Really?

What evidence do have regarding your bare assertions in this thread???

I've stated them. you have no objectionable reply and as a matter of fact you're the one deflecting. You're boring me quite frankly. Is your belief so incredibly engulfed into your Psyche that you can't accept reproof that you're wrong about your own religion based upon your own religion?
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: A small thanks to the resident Theists..
(September 16, 2013 at 5:18 pm)missluckie26 Wrote:
CATfish Wrote:Deflection? Really?

What evidence do have regarding your bare assertions in this thread???

I've stated them. you have no objectionable reply and as a matter of fact you're the one deflecting. You're boring me quite frankly. Is your belief so incredibly engulfed into your Psyche that you can't accept reproof that you're wrong about your own religion based upon your own religion?

You have failed to prove your point as noted by the paradox created by your "unerring" assumption. Do I need to pull out Stimbo's words?
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RE: A small thanks to the resident Theists..
(September 16, 2013 at 5:14 pm)Faith No More Wrote:
(September 16, 2013 at 5:09 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I just hope they're the ones who took the foot-longs. Bon appetit!

One of those foot-longs isn't a donut.Wink

Indeed it isn't. It is, however, surprisingly comfy after the first four inches.

I do apologise, ladies and gentles all; I don't know what could have got into me.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: A small thanks to the resident Theists..
(September 16, 2013 at 5:26 pm)catfish Wrote: You have failed to prove your point as noted by the paradox created by your "unerring" assumption. Do I need to pull out Stimbo's words?

Go for it - I can't wait to see the look on your virtual face when you find out they don't mean what you think they mean.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: A small thanks to the resident Theists..
(September 16, 2013 at 5:29 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(September 16, 2013 at 5:14 pm)Faith No More Wrote: One of those foot-longs isn't a donut.Wink

Indeed it isn't. It is, however, surprisingly comfy after the first four inches.

I do apologise, ladies and gentles all; I don't know what could have got into me.

I know!
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RE: A small thanks to the resident Theists..
You guys get the impression Catfish really, really does not get the lessons I am trying to impart on him, yet?

Am I just being too subtle? Do I have to use a sledgehammer? I hate hamfisting. :<
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