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RE: Unforgivable Sin - Poll
October 7, 2013 at 11:45 am
(October 7, 2013 at 11:39 am)Chas Wrote: Please define "the Unforgivable Sin". 
In fact, please define "sin".
This entire holy spirit horse shit is a joke.
What Jesus™ was talking about is ignoring
that inner unction that drives you to action;
you know, like the holy spirit saying something
like... "Hey Akbar, hijack a plane and fly it into
a building." If Akbar says 'no' in his heart then
god (in this case Allah) will find him guilty of
the unforgivable sin - and fuck Akbar up in hell!
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RE: Unforgivable Sin - Poll
October 7, 2013 at 11:52 am
(October 7, 2013 at 8:47 am)Drich Wrote: (October 5, 2013 at 2:23 am)Minimalist Wrote: Really, Drippy....haven't you figured out by now that we know this fucking horseshit better than you do?
Now show me minnie in Mark 3 where the pharisees in the parable took the name of the Holy Spirit and used it in anyway. Show me something that even shows they knew what the Holy Spirit was before this point.
If they did not know who the Holy Spirit or even uttered the term Holy Spirit, how could they be guilt of your understanding of the word?
Hey, Fuckhead. You asked for chapter and verse and I gleefully shoved it up your stupid ass. I am not interested in having a discussion of mindless bullshit with the likes of you.
Kindly be a man, admit you don't know what the fuck you are talking about and slink away in shame.
Asswipe.
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RE: Unforgivable Sin - Poll
October 7, 2013 at 11:56 am
(October 7, 2013 at 8:47 am)Drich Wrote: Now show me minnie in Mark 3 where the pharisees in the parable took the name of the Holy Spirit and used it in anyway. Show me something that even shows they knew what the Holy Spirit was before this point.
If they did not know who the Holy Spirit or even uttered the term Holy Spirit, how could they be guilt of your understanding of the word?
Do your arms get tired from constantly moving goal-posts around?
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RE: Unforgivable Sin - Poll
October 7, 2013 at 12:05 pm
Did you hear the joke about the holy spirit getting pooned in the ass by Jesus while sucking off God?
I didn't either, because that joke doesn't exist. And neither do they.
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RE: Unforgivable Sin - Poll
October 7, 2013 at 12:16 pm
(October 5, 2013 at 1:52 am)Drich Wrote: Show me book chapter and verse that says 'speaking against the holy Spirit' is the unforgivable sin.
You knew exactly where the verse was. You were simply trying to be an asshole and tie up our time instead of getting straight to your point, if you had one.
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RE: Unforgivable Sin - Poll
October 7, 2013 at 12:24 pm
hmm I specifically decided to formlly commit this "unforgiveable sin" as a celebratory nod to freedom and righteousness. I believe my words were that god, Jesus, and the holy spirit can all go fuck eachother
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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RE: Unforgivable Sin - Poll
October 7, 2013 at 12:35 pm
(October 7, 2013 at 12:24 pm)missluckie26 Wrote: hmm I specifically decided to formlly commit this "unforgiveable sin" as a celebratory nod to freedom and righteousness. I believe my words were that god, Jesus, and the holy spirit can all go fuck eachother
...with a barrel cactus and a rusty pitchfork. Using sand and rock salt for lube.
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RE: Unforgivable Sin - Poll
October 7, 2013 at 12:44 pm
(October 7, 2013 at 12:35 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: ...with a barrel cactus and a rusty pitchfork. Using sand and rock salt lemon juice for lube.
Fixed that for you.
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RE: Unforgivable Sin - Poll
October 7, 2013 at 12:57 pm
(October 7, 2013 at 12:05 pm)plaincents822 Wrote: Did you hear the joke about the holy spirit getting pooned in the ass by Jesus while sucking off God?
I didn't either, because that joke doesn't exist. And neither do they.
But there needs to be one.
OK, the Holy Spirit was getting pooned in the ass by Jesus while sucking off God. When Jesus started shouting, "Time for my second coming!" God started yelling, "Oh me! Oh me!" Then once they were finished, God asked Jesus, "How do you like having a threeway with ourselves?" Jesus replied, "Even though it's technically masturbation, it still sucks when the Holy Spirit turns from a dove into tongues of fire and burns our dicks!"
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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RE: Unforgivable Sin - Poll
October 7, 2013 at 2:53 pm
you guys are awfully specific. I'd just say
knock knock Jesus
whose there?
FUCK YOU!
(and your clan dad and your stupid fucking ghost who can all eat shit for breakfast then go fuck a duck)
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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