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Does Allah have boobs?
September 23, 2013 at 2:26 pm
Just found this verse.
Quran 6:125
So whoever Allah wants to guide - He expands his breast to [contain] Islam; and whoever He wants to misguide - He makes his breast tight and constricted as though he were climbing into the sky. Thus does Allah place defilement upon those who do not believe.
What do you think?
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RE: Does Allah have boobs?
September 23, 2013 at 2:38 pm
Breast in that context merely refers to chest. They must not have had the word pectorals in reference to the male chest back then.
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RE: Does Allah have boobs?
September 23, 2013 at 2:43 pm
Yes. I believe he's at about a billion boobs, and counting...
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RE: Does Allah have boobs?
September 24, 2013 at 9:21 am
Please don't confuse boobs, which are beautiful, with those assholes.
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RE: Does Allah have boobs?
October 7, 2013 at 7:03 pm
(September 23, 2013 at 2:26 pm)Moira Wrote: Just found this verse.
Quran 6:125
So whoever Allah wants to guide - He expands his breast to [contain] Islam; and whoever He wants to misguide - He makes his breast tight and constricted as though he were climbing into the sky. Thus does Allah place defilement upon those who do not believe.
What do you think?
If we do not believe it is because Allah makes us not believe. If we do not believe, THEN Allah makes you not believe? This verse makes no sense at all.
If Allah has the power to make all believe and does not exercise that power to make all men believe and be saved from eternal torment in Hell, Allah then is not as proclaimed, merciful, compassionate or good. The Quran then is self contradictory and false.
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RE: Does Allah have boobs?
October 7, 2013 at 7:21 pm
Cheerful Charlie Wrote: If Allah has the power to make all believe and does not exercise that power to make all men believe and be saved from eternal torment in Hell, Allah then is not as proclaimed, merciful, compassionate or good. The Quran then is self contradictory and false.
Not if you redefine "compassionate" or "good", which is what religious people do.
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