The Truth Game

[theVOID]

^ Loves that she loves mushies

> Complex problem? I am currently sweating through another t-shirt on this stupidly hot day, does that qualify?

V Needs to spend more time cooking meals.

[TruthWorthy]

^ loves mushies more than me and almost qualifies for giving the day a quality of intelligence.

> wants something that will blow my head off (temporarily )

v doesn't really know what it means to lose your mind in the figurative sense

[theVOID]

^ Should try LSD + Salvia for the most amazing psychedelic experience ever.

> Lose my mind no, but i have sent it on several extended vacations

v Doesn't do enough exercise

[Rhizomorph13]

^ knows what salvia is (Hmm, impressive! most people don't)
> thinks about his attire in the '70s. Apparently, since I was born in 1974, my attire was condoms until 1974 then diapers for a while, then onsies.
v gets hot when thinking of me in a onsie

[Edwardo Piet]

^ Is wrong.

> Is happy but bored. That makes him unhappy.

V Is boring.

EvF

[Meatball]

^ Is a cunt
> Tried raw salvia leaves and failed to get any effects (Will buy extract next time!)
V Is about to tell a short story about running from the police...

[fr0d0]

^ is a wanker
> yeah doin 60 in a 30 coz I was late goin out one nite... fizzes past a police car parked in a side road, and sees his headlights go on > dives into the next side street, parks behind the last car, turns off engine and lights and ducks down > hears police car fly by sirens wailing > feels smug
v tells another story about running from the police

[theVOID]

^ Lucky break

> I was caught on the roof of a night club pissed as a motherfucker by two po's, managed to get down the fence at the back by balancing against a flimsy gutter/drain pipe but i ended up on the wrong side of the fence, inside the club's smokers area... Luckily for me the police must have thought i could never be that stupid, and i'm pretty sure they went after me on the other side of the fence, because i sat watching the entrance for a few minuets and saw no sign of them.

V Another cop story

[fr0d0]

^ hmm another lucky break

> cut up a driver turning across a dual carriageway, drove down the road and pulled into a cul-de-sac and stropped. > Cut across car pulls up sharply alongside and off duty PC plod gets out and continues to tear a strip off ...fair cop, I was wrong > plod lightens up > proceeds to joke to faultlessly sensible and upstanding citizen & wife that she ought not 'tamper with the crown jewels' whilst I was driving > plod inadvertently brings about a severe reprimand and just about manages to leave with his job intact > me could hardly contain my laughter

v another cop story

[Dotard]

^ Sitting in his house, and he knows that he's alone feeling kinda horny got a tingle in his bone,
Goes and gets his pants off and a picture of Sharen Stone!!

Heeeeey Masterbater!

> I saw a copper looking at me once. I waved at him. He waved back.

V Goes a little faster and it feels kinda nice, once aint enough so he had to do it twice,
If you want to spank the monkey, he can give you good advice!!

Heeeeey another Masterbater!