When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
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The Most Insane Christians
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RE: The Most Insane Christians
November 26, 2013 at 12:14 pm
(This post was last modified: November 26, 2013 at 12:17 pm by Chad32.)
Jesus loves you, baby.
Unfortunately it seems I'd have to pretend I'm a woman, since even though masturbation is ok, homo sex is not. That's going to make the missionary position hard to work around. Jesus would still be giving me anal.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html (November 26, 2013 at 12:10 pm)Kayenneh Wrote: Here's another good example of a really, really unhinged christian cult.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter (November 26, 2013 at 11:52 am)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote:Dafuq dude?! No need for that!(November 26, 2013 at 11:44 am)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: Bibbbble. Flordon blibb blob blib
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken." Sith code (November 26, 2013 at 12:14 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Jesus loves you, baby. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCPY96Frtyw When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
(November 26, 2013 at 12:20 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote:(November 26, 2013 at 11:52 am)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote: Fus Ro Dah!Dafuq dude?! No need for that! Love atheistforums.org? Consider becoming a patreon and helping towards our server costs.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html (November 26, 2013 at 12:25 pm)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote:(November 26, 2013 at 12:20 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: Dafuq dude?! No need for that! Or did you mean Fus Ro Daa?
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken." Sith code (November 26, 2013 at 12:54 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote:(November 26, 2013 at 12:25 pm)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote: Love atheistforums.org? Consider becoming a patreon and helping towards our server costs.
Oh I see!
I thought you said you wanted to have carnal knowledge of my cat!
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken." Sith code |
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