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The Most Insane Christians
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RE: The Most Insane Christians
November 26, 2013 at 12:10 pm
Here's another good example of a really, really unhinged christian cult.
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: The Most Insane Christians
November 26, 2013 at 12:14 pm (This post was last modified: November 26, 2013 at 12:17 pm by Chad32.)
Jesus loves you, baby. Wink Shades

Unfortunately it seems I'd have to pretend I'm a woman, since even though masturbation is ok, homo sex is not. That's going to make the missionary position hard to work around. Jesus would still be giving me anal.
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10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: The Most Insane Christians
November 26, 2013 at 12:20 pm
(November 26, 2013 at 12:10 pm)Kayenneh Wrote: Here's another good example of a really, really unhinged christian cult.



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RE: The Most Insane Christians
November 26, 2013 at 12:20 pm
(November 26, 2013 at 11:52 am)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote:
(November 26, 2013 at 11:44 am)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: Bibbbble. Flordon blibb blob blib

Fus Ro Dah!
Dafuq dude?! No need for that!
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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RE: The Most Insane Christians
November 26, 2013 at 12:23 pm
(November 26, 2013 at 12:14 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Jesus loves you, baby. Wink Shades

Unfortunately it seems I'd have to pretend I'm a woman, since even though masturbation is ok, homo sex is not. That's going to make the missionary position hard to work around. Jesus would still be giving me anal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCPY96Frtyw
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: The Most Insane Christians
November 26, 2013 at 12:25 pm
(November 26, 2013 at 12:20 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote:
(November 26, 2013 at 11:52 am)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote: Fus Ro Dah!
Dafuq dude?! No need for that!

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RE: The Most Insane Christians
November 26, 2013 at 12:26 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL4L4Uv5rf0
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: The Most Insane Christians
November 26, 2013 at 12:54 pm
(November 26, 2013 at 12:25 pm)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote:
(November 26, 2013 at 12:20 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: Dafuq dude?! No need for that!

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Or did you mean Fus Ro Daa?
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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RE: The Most Insane Christians
November 26, 2013 at 1:08 pm
(November 26, 2013 at 12:54 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote:
(November 26, 2013 at 12:25 pm)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote: Sad

Or did you mean Fus Ro Daa?



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RE: The Most Insane Christians
November 26, 2013 at 1:33 pm
Oh I see!
I thought you said you wanted to have carnal knowledge of my cat!
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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