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Unfortunately the Christian will have to kill themselves to prove their faith
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RE: Unfortunately the Christian will have to kill themselves to prove their faith
December 13, 2013 at 6:31 am
(December 13, 2013 at 5:27 am)Stimbo Wrote: I wonder if he realised when he chose the name DOS that it would ultimately mean Denial Of Service?

And here I thought it stood for Douchebag Offering Squat.
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RE: Unfortunately the Christian will have to kill themselves to prove their faith
December 13, 2013 at 6:36 am
(December 13, 2013 at 6:31 am)Crossless1 Wrote: And here I thought it stood for Douchebag Offering Squat.

Deeply Obvious Shitsack. Big Grin

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Dinky, Overwrought Suggestions.

Doomed On Sign-up! Big Grin
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RE: Unfortunately the Christian will have to kill themselves to prove their faith
December 13, 2013 at 10:26 am
Derpy Old Shit! Big Grin
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RE: Unfortunately the Christian will have to kill themselves to prove their faith
December 14, 2013 at 4:25 pm
(December 12, 2013 at 3:09 am)Stimbo Wrote: Or it could just be, y'know, a mountain. Not exactly known for strolling around, your average mountain.
I sure hope not, because.....

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RE: Unfortunately the Christian will have to kill themselves to prove their faith
December 15, 2013 at 12:55 am
I have the biggest fantasy-boner right now... Big Grin
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RE: Unfortunately the Christian will have to kill themselves to prove their faith
December 15, 2013 at 4:39 am
That's one pissed off mountain. I bet Mohammed's shitting himself.
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RE: Unfortunately the Christian will have to kill themselves to prove their faith
December 15, 2013 at 5:49 am
(December 15, 2013 at 4:39 am)Stimbo Wrote: That's one pissed off mountain. I bet Mohammed's shitting himself.

Call in a christian. Mountains have to do what we say. Wink Shades

"You don't have enough faith," Jesus told them. "I tell you the truth, if you had faith even as small as a mustard seed, you could say to this mountain, 'Move from here to there,' and it would move. Nothing would be impossible."

I once told a mountain to stay put and have trees on it... and it did! Gasp at my power.
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RE: Unfortunately the Christian will have to kill themselves to prove their faith
December 15, 2013 at 9:57 am
(December 15, 2013 at 12:55 am)Esquilax Wrote: I have the biggest fantasy-boner right now... Big Grin
Does that mean I owe you dinner now? Undecided
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RE: Unfortunately the Christian will have to kill themselves to prove their faith
December 15, 2013 at 10:35 pm
(December 13, 2013 at 3:24 am)DOS Wrote:
(December 13, 2013 at 3:10 am)MindForgedManacle Wrote: Why would a theist kill themselves? To be with God, the boundless love? To see deceased, saved loved ones? To escape this vale of tears? The possible reasons are quite easy to find, if you're not a moron DOS.

To each it's time. God wants me to be there if you wish.
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The atheist would find the 100 excuses not to kill himself. The brave atheist would kill himself right now in order to manifest his selfwill on the most vital point (life/death) and that his will it's all his otherwise the atheist, the learned dullard he is, doesn't have control over his life, all in hands of God.

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