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Will there be boobies in heaven?
January 14, 2014 at 9:06 pm
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It seems like heaven would be a pretty bland place to spend eternity if it was unisex. So will I be getting it on with the angelic babes up there or not?
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RE: Will there be boobies in heaven?
January 14, 2014 at 9:11 pm
(January 14, 2014 at 9:06 pm)Pickup_shonuff Wrote: It seems like heaven would be a pretty bland place to spend eternity if it was unisex. So will I be getting it on with the angelic babes up there or not?
If you don't believe in heaven, you can suggest improvements for heaven to the Christian god on behalf of his children.
Hrm. Well apparently the Muslims get 72 virgins if they die in service of Allah. But as for improvements, how about the option to reincarnate and start all over agian invade eternity gets to yah?
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RE: Will there be boobies in heaven?
January 14, 2014 at 9:32 pm
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*edit* stupid attempt at joke ignore this comment.
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RE: Will there be boobies in heaven?
January 14, 2014 at 9:58 pm
I bloody hope so. If I somehow, miraculously according to many CHristians, got into heaven I really wouldn't want to be a genderless drone.
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RE: Will there be boobies in heaven?
January 14, 2014 at 10:17 pm
Any place that comes equipped with bewbies is heaven.
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RE: Will there be boobies in heaven?
January 14, 2014 at 10:18 pm
Contrariwise it couldn't very well be heaven without them.
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RE: Will there be boobies in heaven?
January 14, 2014 at 10:23 pm
With all the pious xtians claiming entry I am certain there will be plenty of boobs, twats, and assholes.
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RE: Will there be boobies in heaven?
January 14, 2014 at 10:40 pm
If there's no boobs at least there's writhing naked chicks in hell
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RE: Will there be boobies in heaven?
January 14, 2014 at 11:16 pm
Heaven is a set of boobs topped with bacon.
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