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Will there be boobies in heaven?
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Will there be boobies in heaven?
It seems like heaven would be a pretty bland place to spend eternity if it was unisex. So will I be getting it on with the angelic babes up there or not?

If you don't believe in heaven, you can suggest improvements for heaven to the Christian god on behalf of his children.
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RE: Will there be boobies in heaven?
(January 14, 2014 at 9:06 pm)Pickup_shonuff Wrote: It seems like heaven would be a pretty bland place to spend eternity if it was unisex. So will I be getting it on with the angelic babes up there or not?

If you don't believe in heaven, you can suggest improvements for heaven to the Christian god on behalf of his children.
Hrm. Well apparently the Muslims get 72 virgins if they die in service of Allah. But as for improvements, how about the option to reincarnate and start all over agian invade eternity gets to yah?
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: Will there be boobies in heaven?
I'm not going to heaven Sad

I would suggest that god let all members of a family into heaven so no one gets sad for missing me.
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RE: Will there be boobies in heaven?
*edit* stupid attempt at joke ignore this comment.
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#5
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven?
I bloody hope so. If I somehow, miraculously according to many CHristians, got into heaven I really wouldn't want to be a genderless drone.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Will there be boobies in heaven?
Any place that comes equipped with bewbies is heaven.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Will there be boobies in heaven?
Contrariwise it couldn't very well be heaven without them.
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#8
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven?
With all the pious xtians claiming entry I am certain there will be plenty of boobs, twats, and assholes.
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#9
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven?
If there's no boobs at least there's writhing naked chicks in hell
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RE: Will there be boobies in heaven?
Heaven is a set of boobs topped with bacon.
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
Half Baked

"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
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