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Will there be boobies in heaven?
#21
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven?
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#22
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven?
(January 14, 2014 at 9:06 pm)Pickup_shonuff Wrote: It seems like heaven would be a pretty bland place to spend eternity if it was unisex. So will I be getting it on with the angelic babes up there or not?

In Islam and Mormonism there will be plenty of breastage never before touched by the hand of man ready for you. Jesus suggests that we would be like angels and so not really all that interested in the boobs at that point. The resurrection would of course be physical or in the appearance of the physical so women are still going to have breasts. I imagine you yourself could grow a pair if you felt the desire seeing as the physical limitations that apply to us now and here likely won't apply there but that's speculative. What you're looking is a continuation of the same life you have now in a slightly different form. Exactly what form we're talking about will depend I think there different ways you can end up.
Come all ye faithful joyful and triumphant.
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#23
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven?
I'll bring mine along with me.
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#24
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven?
(January 15, 2014 at 5:24 pm)Sword of Christ Wrote:
(January 14, 2014 at 9:06 pm)Pickup_shonuff Wrote: It seems like heaven would be a pretty bland place to spend eternity if it was unisex. So will I be getting it on with the angelic babes up there or not?

In Islam and Mormonism there will be plenty of breastage never before touched by the hand of man ready for you. Jesus suggests that we would be like angels and so not really all that interested in the boobs at that point. The resurrection would of course be physical or in the appearance of the physical so women are still going to have breasts. I imagine you yourself could grow a pair if you felt the desire seeing as the physical limitations that apply to us now and here likely won't apply there but that's speculative. What you're looking is a continuation of the same life you have now in a slightly different form. Exactly what form we're talking about will depend I think there different ways you can end up.
Just to point out how many times you're throwing around opinion, rather than actual knowledge.
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#25
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven?
(January 15, 2014 at 6:33 pm)pocaracas Wrote: Just to point out how many times you're throwing around opinion, rather than actual knowledge.

It isn't knowledge if I haven't actually died. But if you want to go on the Christian view of the resurrection which is fully physical there will be boobies in heaven but you won't overly preoccupied with fondling them because you will be all holy, and we can assume you won't have hormones and reproductive drives. Even if the afterlife is on a non-physical or spiritual plane then it ought work in much the same way as perhaps a lucid dream or the Matrix trilogy, alternate forms of conscious reality we're familiar with. I think perhaps near death experiences may give a glimpse into that side of things. Of interest would be the very mystical experience of these visions normally, what you have is a feeling of peace and oneness.

If you want the Muslim version then you will get more than you handle with your 72 "wide eyed companion maidens" though I think that's a cheap selling point.
Come all ye faithful joyful and triumphant.
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#26
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven?
(January 15, 2014 at 7:48 pm)Sword of Christ Wrote:
(January 15, 2014 at 6:33 pm)pocaracas Wrote: Just to point out how many times you're throwing around opinion, rather than actual knowledge.

It isn't knowledge if I haven't actually died.
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Nor has anyone else who managed to provide an account of what comes after...
But still, you go on with people's accounts of this voyage:

(January 15, 2014 at 7:48 pm)Sword of Christ Wrote: But if you want to go on the Christian view of the resurrection which is fully physical there will be boobies in heaven but you won't overly preoccupied with fondling them because you will be all holy, and we can assume you won't have hormones and reproductive drives. Even if the afterlife is on a non-physical or spiritual plane then it ought work in much the same way as perhaps a lucid dream or the Matrix trilogy, alternate forms of conscious reality we're familiar with. I think perhaps near death experiences may give a glimpse into that side of things. Of interest would be the very mystical experience of these visions normally, what you have is a feeling of peace and oneness.

If you want the Muslim version then you will get more than you handle with your 72 "wide eyed companion maidens" though I think that's a cheap selling point.

So people make stuff up.
Why should I assume a particular version is indeed factual and real?
No one has ever died and came back... sure NDEs... the "near" part is the kicker... not quite death experiences. But this subject has been beaten to death on enrico's thread, so I won't say anything else.
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#27
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven?
(January 14, 2014 at 9:06 pm)Pickup_shonuff Wrote: It seems like heaven would be a pretty bland place to spend eternity if it was unisex. So will I be getting it on with the angelic babes up there or not?

If you don't believe in heaven, you can suggest improvements for heaven to the Christian god on behalf of his children.

We will have bodies in heaven, so it seems likely to me that there will be boobies in heaven.
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#28
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven?
(January 15, 2014 at 8:00 pm)pocaracas Wrote: Nor has anyone else who managed to provide an account of what comes after...

It's possible that near death, or short term death experiences are accounts of what comes after. We don't actually know so you can believe either way. It isn't necessary to know something for certain fact before you're allowed to believe it.


Quote:But still, you go on with people's accounts of this voyage:



Quote:So people make stuff up.

Someone has at some point but there is no way to know who made what up and when. But you can make up your own mind it's a free universe.



Quote:Why should I assume a particular version is indeed factual and real?

You don't have believe anything it's up to you what you want to believe. There things we know for a fact and things we may or may not know. As long as you understand the distinction and the possibility of being wrong. A lot of atheists/materialists could do with learning that they aren't all knowing gods there tends to be a lot of arrogance and bluster from that end.


Quote:No one has ever died and came back

Perhaps one person did, no way way to know though. And of course near death experience if they occurred while the person was in a physical flat-lined state may well count. These are subjective experiences of course and can't really be accessed by science.



Quote:... sure NDEs... the "near" part is the kicker

They may occur while the person is actually fully dead and physically/biologically inert though. In which case these are experiences that occur while the person is dead. It's a reversible state of death but they are still dead for those few minutes. In some cases the person enters the process of death from consciousness awakeness so that wouldn't leave any time for a dream or hallucination in an active functioning brain.
Come all ye faithful joyful and triumphant.
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#29
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven?
(January 17, 2014 at 10:24 pm)Lek Wrote:
(January 14, 2014 at 9:06 pm)Pickup_shonuff Wrote: It seems like heaven would be a pretty bland place to spend eternity if it was unisex. So will I be getting it on with the angelic babes up there or not?

If you don't believe in heaven, you can suggest improvements for heaven to the Christian god on behalf of his children.

We will have bodies in heaven, so it seems likely to me that there will be boobies in heaven.


Indeed, since only boobs believe in heaven, heaven can surely have nothing but boobies.

(January 15, 2014 at 7:16 am)pocaracas Wrote: Why do you guys care about boobies, if you'll be disembodied, non-corporeal, non-physical, ghost-like entities?

It's a matter of self respect.
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#30
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven?
Quote:And penises as well, for them as wants them (let's be fair)

Which brings up the question of whether or not they will have the foreskins reattached? After all, as the story goes, ole yahweh the bloody handed created them like that...pronounced them "good" along with everything else...and then demanded that the be cut off.

Why can't the fucker make up his mind?
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