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My poor mom
#11
RE: My poor mom
I challenge you: my level 1 aron vs your arceus. Winning trainer gets to eat the losing trainer.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#12
RE: My poor mom
Lol, I know that trick. Spikes ftw Wink
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
I'm a goddess, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
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#13
RE: My poor mom
(January 20, 2014 at 7:58 am)ThePinsir Wrote: Lol, I know that trick. Spikes ftw Wink

Like I don't have a spinner? Sleepy Stealth rock is probably the strongest damn ability in the whole bloody game. Even worse: its existence basically removes all but the strongest fire types, bugs, and flyers from play. RIP ADV shedinja...
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#14
RE: My poor mom
Ask your mom how she would feel being safe in heaven while you're burning in fuming sulfur knowing that her god punishing you forever for just following common sense because the real god refused to come out of hiding to convince you. Ask her if she would punish you in the same way and raise you in a manner where the child doesn't even know that you exist but must follow coded rules passed on to them by past deceitful kids.
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#15
RE: My poor mom
(January 20, 2014 at 8:18 am)Alice Wrote:
(January 20, 2014 at 7:58 am)ThePinsir Wrote: Lol, I know that trick. Spikes ftw Wink

Like I don't have a spinner? Sleepy Stealth rock is probably the strongest damn ability in the whole bloody game. Even worse: its existence basically removes all but the strongest fire types, bugs, and flyers from play. RIP ADV shedinja...

Yep...I feel like such an asshole every time I use it Big Grin

BTW, thanks for all the replies, guys!
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#16
RE: My poor mom
(January 19, 2014 at 9:11 am)ThePinsir Wrote: My mom is a very religious, spiritual Christian. Has been for a long time. I "came out" a few days ago, and it broke her heart. She's convinced that she'll be in paradise forever while her son won't, and the fact that she's sad kind of makes me sad. Yesterday, my lil bro told us he doesn't believe in god either, so now she's even more upset. Looking from her point of view, understandably so.

How do you guys console your religious patents? I'm not interested in "de-converting" her or anything, but I feel bad because she feels bad. What do?

Your mum won't be in paradise either: since there's no sadness in heaven and no mother worth her salt could be happy while her family is eternally in pain, the only resolution to that issue is to fundamentally alter your mother's personality so that she's no longer her.

Heaven's basically one huge mind rape. Fun, huh?
"YOU take the hard look in the mirror. You are everything that is wrong with this world. The only thing important to you, is you." - ronedee

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#17
RE: My poor mom
(January 20, 2014 at 10:29 am)Esquilax Wrote:
(January 19, 2014 at 9:11 am)ThePinsir Wrote: My mom is a very religious, spiritual Christian. Has been for a long time. I "came out" a few days ago, and it broke her heart. She's convinced that she'll be in paradise forever while her son won't, and the fact that she's sad kind of makes me sad. Yesterday, my lil bro told us he doesn't believe in god either, so now she's even more upset. Looking from her point of view, understandably so.

How do you guys console your religious patents? I'm not interested in "de-converting" her or anything, but I feel bad because she feels bad. What do?

Your mum won't be in paradise either: since there's no sadness in heaven and no mother worth her salt could be happy while her family is eternally in pain, the only resolution to that issue is to fundamentally alter your mother's personality so that she's no longer her.

Heaven's basically one huge mind rape. Fun, huh?

This right here is something I have worried about. He's going to have to change our brains so we either don't remember hell, or we actually enjoy watching people get tortured for eternity. Not to mention change us somehow so we can all get along with everyone, including him. I mean you could blame sin for making me who I am, but that's a part of me. You can't drastically change me without me not being me anymore. Neither place appeals to me.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#18
RE: My poor mom
As a former Christian (Southern Baptist), they believe hell is to show God's glory as Judge, while Heaven glorifies him in his Mercy.

That's one thing that always made me feel horrible. I used to have nightmares about my family dying, and knowing where they were. But now, I realize, my time with them here is even more important than trying to "save" them. It's all the time I have. And my life has been the better because of it. I love them so much more in my atheism.

As for your mom, I've seen this a lot while I worked at a Church. The Church isn't going to give her a way to be at peace with it. They will tell her to pray and continue witnessing. As long as she is a Christian, she will be affected this way.

Christianity has it's positives, but it believes some horrible things. It's why I'm an anti-theist.
"The consolations of philosophy and the beauties of science; these things are infinitely more awe-inspiring and regenerating and majestic than any invocation of the burning bush or doctrine." - Christopher Hitchens
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#19
RE: My poor mom
Fear is an important aspect of religion? Good to know for later.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#20
RE: My poor mom
(January 21, 2014 at 7:09 pm)Alice Wrote: Fear is an important aspect of religion? Good to know for later.

That's how the indoctrination process works for kids. Parents telling their kids that they'll go to hell if they don't believe so they believe anyway out of fear.
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