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Dumb as a Fucking Rock
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Dumb as a Fucking Rock
You have to hand it to the republicunts. They are consistent in their bullshit.

Wrong. But consistent.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/02/20/to...stitution/

Quote:Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay (R-TX) this week warned Americans to remember that God “wrote the Constitution” based on the Bible.

During an appearance on John Hagee Ministries’ Global Evangelism Television (GETV) network on Wednesday, host Matt Hagee asked the Texas Republican where the country had gone wrong.

“I think we got off the track when we allowed our government to become a secular government,” DeLay explained. “When we stopped realizing that God created this nation, that he wrote the Constitution, that it’s based on biblical principles.”

I'm sure the dickheads in Texas eat this shit up, though.
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#2
RE: Dumb as a Fucking Rock
On the bright side, they've turned over their textbook review to panels of experts instead of elected officials, so the problem may correct itself in time.
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#3
RE: Dumb as a Fucking Rock
I'm just... not surprised.
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#4
RE: Dumb as a Fucking Rock
Quote:"I think we got off the track when we allowed our government to become a secular government freed the slaves"
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#5
RE: Dumb as a Fucking Rock
Right, because the Bible demonstrates nothing so much as Yahweh's deep love of the principles behind the 1st Amendment. Do these idiots ever listen to themselves?
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I'm not so deeply educated in things American, but I would think the date when America became secular was roughly pretty much exactly on July 4th, 1776, no?
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RE: Dumb as a Fucking Rock
Part of the mythology that these idiots are peddling, Alex, is that somehow this was a deeply xtian nation. In fact, this fundamentalist bullshit only began to take hold in the early 20th century. That "old time religion" that the shitheads prattle on about is not so old.

To be sure there were scattered religious enclaves in 1776. Most of the English colonies were Anglican but the intelligentsia which led the revolution had embraced Deism to a large part. Maryland was Catholic. New York was officially Dutch Reform but they allowed all sorts of groups in, including Huguenots and Jews.

Well, try this for some background.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_fundamentalism
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RE: Dumb as a Fucking Rock
I guess it's just like a Christian to credit god with writing a man-made document.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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RE: Dumb as a Fucking Rock
(February 21, 2014 at 11:46 am)Minimalist Wrote: You have to hand it to the republicunts. They are consistent in their bullshit.

Wrong. But consistent.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/02/20/to...stitution/

Quote:Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay (R-TX) this week warned Americans to remember that God “wrote the Constitution” based on the Bible.

During an appearance on John Hagee Ministries’ Global Evangelism Television (GETV) network on Wednesday, host Matt Hagee asked the Texas Republican where the country had gone wrong.

“I think we got off the track when we allowed our government to become a secular government,” DeLay explained. “When we stopped realizing that God created this nation, that he wrote the Constitution, that it’s based on biblical principles.”

I'm sure the dickheads in Texas eat this shit up, though.


How many times did GODS CONSTITUTION.........need ammending???????????.........can this asshole do anything right???????



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RE: Dumb as a Fucking Rock
(February 21, 2014 at 1:05 pm)tokutter Wrote: How many times did GODS CONSTITUTION.........need ammending???????????.........can this asshole do anything right???????

Oh, the amendments are all heresy, except those which are of God's own making, like the second.
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