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Evolution (is a) joke
March 2, 2014 at 4:25 pm
A little girl asked her father "How did the human race appear?"
The father answered "God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made".
Two days later the girl asked her mother the same question.
The mother answered "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved".
The confused girl returned to her father and said "Dad, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, but Mom said they developed from monkeys?".
The father answered "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your mother told you about hers!".
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RE: Evolution (is a) joke
March 2, 2014 at 4:30 pm
Well that is a joke alright, and pretty funny. Remember we don't revere evolution. It's just the theory that fits the data .. like a glove.
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RE: Evolution (is a) joke
March 2, 2014 at 4:33 pm
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Tehee,
But you do realize that daddie's side is a bit incestuous then, eh?
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RE: Evolution (is a) joke
March 2, 2014 at 4:40 pm
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
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RE: Evolution (is a) joke
March 2, 2014 at 5:22 pm
Hmm Hmm.... Kay I don't get it...
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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RE: Evolution (is a) joke
March 2, 2014 at 5:29 pm
(March 2, 2014 at 5:22 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: Hmm Hmm.... Kay I don't get it...
If you're not a Pokémon fan, I can't help you
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
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RE: Evolution (is a) joke
March 2, 2014 at 5:30 pm
I missed Pokemon by like 2 years.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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RE: Evolution (is a) joke
March 2, 2014 at 5:52 pm
(March 2, 2014 at 5:30 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: I missed Pokemon by like 2 years.
Ah. Well, the point being that after you've beaten enough Pokémon with your own, it gains xp, and levels up. One your Pokémon has gained enough xp, it evolves into the next stage. You can also bypass the amount of xp needed by using certain evolution stones. Did it make matters any clearer?
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
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RE: Evolution (is a) joke
March 2, 2014 at 5:56 pm
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STOP MAKING ME FEEL OLD
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RE: Evolution (is a) joke
March 2, 2014 at 6:03 pm
(March 2, 2014 at 5:56 pm)LastPoet Wrote: STOP MAKING ME FEEL OLD
You're only as old as the person you feel.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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