Come to church, get a gun

[KUSA]

It's no wonder the athiest forum members feel as they do. Bribery? People don't need guns they need the gospel.

Churches bribe people all the time from food to all kinds of gifts. They generally get a good return on the investment.

I went to church last father's day and won a nice stainless gas grill. There was only one and I won it. The only Atheist in the building won the grill. God works in mysterious ways.

I of course was not a member of the church. I took my prize and haven't been back. My reasoning can't be changed with a bribe or a gift.

If a church is giving something away I'll take it. It's the least they can do for me since I have to see all those ignorant signs in front of all the churches. Where I live they are about every half mile or so.

[truthBtold]

It's no wonder the athiest forum members feel as they do. Bribery? People don't need guns they need the gospel.

Churches bribe people all the time from food to all kinds of gifts. They generally get a good return on the investment.

I went to church last father's day and won a nice stainless gas grill. There was only one and I won it. The only Atheist in the building won the grill. God works in mysterious ways.

I of course was not a member of the church. I took my prize and haven't been back. My reasoning can't be changed with a bribe or a gift.

If a church is giving something away I'll take it. It's the least they can do for me since I have to see all those ignorant signs in front of all the churches. Where I live they are about every half mile or so.

Is it used??.. might wanna check.. there could of been burt offerings done with it...

[My imaginary friend is GOD]

You know how they could get me to come to church? Free dental dams.

[KUSA]

You know how they could get me to come to church? Free dental dams.

You don't need them things. Just lick it raw. It won't hurt you I promise.

[orangebox21]

People don't need the gospel, they need truth. Something the gospel doesn't provide.

So you say.

Churches bribe people all the time from food to all kinds of gifts. They generally get a good return on the investment.

I took my prize and haven't been back.

Sounds like they didn't get a good return from you!

[KUSA]

Sounds like they didn't get a good return from you!

That's because I am not a dumbass. Most people will give much more in tithing then they ever get in a prize or gift. The church does get a return on their investment.