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March 13, 2014 at 12:58 pm
A chip off the old blockhead!

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/03/13/ra...h-worship/

Quote:A little-known United Nations sustainable development plan is behind California’s worst drought in a century, according to conservative pastor Rafael Cruz.

“There is more than one way to confiscate private property,” the father of Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) said last Saturday in Longview, Texas. “Have any of you heard of Agenda 21? Agenda 21 is all about confiscation of private property. It’s all about the worship of Mother Earth. You know, in California they are trying to tear down all the dams to let the rivers flow freely. They’ve created a drought in southern California to save a little fish, a little minnow.”

Agenda 21 is a non-binding action plan developed by the United Nations to promote “sustainable human settlement development.”
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RE: Like Father Like Son...or,
March 13, 2014 at 1:06 pm
They created a drought by removing dams? Is that what he's saying? I'm not sure how that works.
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Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
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http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Like Father Like Son...or,
March 13, 2014 at 1:08 pm
Now wait a sec!

I thought the gays were behind the drought.

Nothing like a "conservative pastor" weighing on scientific matters and the weather.
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RE: Like Father Like Son...or,
March 13, 2014 at 1:09 pm
The gays are the ones trying to remove the dams, obviously.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Like Father Like Son...or,
March 13, 2014 at 1:13 pm
Damn HoMoSexials. Tryin' to gut my marriage and take away my Chik-Fil-A! Now they're causin' droughts? Tryin' to get rid of my damn dams! Got Dern HoMoSexials!!!
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RE: Like Father Like Son...or,
March 13, 2014 at 1:25 pm
Quote: I'm not sure how that works.

When a shithead addresses other shitheads, it doesn't matter.
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