What is the name of this vice?

[Phatt Matt s]

So how many other guys here are whipped into an erotic frenzy when they see women eat or talking about food?

Some anonymous member of this forum was talking about the food she was preparing to eat and immediately I felt my [censored] growing. It wasn't raging but chubbing. Then I asked her if she liked animals...likes to eat them. She said, "I like to eat meat", and I melted. Now it's not just food but food from the slaughter house.
( Do you wear a fur coat too you naughty dame! ) Hahaha

So who else gets excited when they eat and talk about food? I have a job where I'm one of the privileged who takes their orders and watches them wolf it down their gaping gullets. My bosses name is Wendy. She is awesome! Despite my being 26 and she being late 30's early 40's, I'd love to give her a [censored] or two. Sometimes I get to be Wendy's Bitch all day long and enjoy every minute of it.

It's breathtaking the way they look at their food followed by the mouth opening up, the chewing, and the satiated (gratified) look that follows. It reminds me that they are human beings and not angels. As a prepubescent schoolboy I was convinced that females shit daisies and strawberries.

I'm not attracted to obesity. It's not about that at all. But pregnant women are incredible. They literally have a human being living, pissing, shitting, eating, and breathing, in their womb!

[Chad32]

We're all adults here. I'm pretty sure you can at least say womb without raising a fuss.

could be gluttony and lust together. Nothing says all vices are mutual. Or you say screw vices, it's just normal human nature to be aroused sometimes.

[My imaginary friend is GOD]

You know what? Google.com is a great place to go when you have questions like that, TC.

[Phatt Matt s]

We're all adults here. I'm pretty sure you can at least say womb without raising a fuss.

could be gluttony and lust together. Nothing says all vices are mutual. Or you say screw vices, it's just normal human nature to be aroused sometimes.

I actually didn't originally plan on saying womb but thanks for the advice. I changed it.

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You know what? Google.com is a great place to go when you have questions like that, TC.

You know what? Google.com is a great place to go when you have questions like that, TC.

Tell me what I would google. Which choice of words.

I missed you!

It is good to see you alive and kicking, my lezbo dixieland delight!

Don't you Alabamans still fly the confederate flag?

[My imaginary friend is GOD]

I don't know, something like "eating fetish"?

Not exactly. We fly the Alabama flag, which is just a big red X on a white background. I think the X is meant to bring to mind the Confederate flag. It was like they met up to design the state flag and they were like, "We need something simple, yet vaguely racist." And one guy went, "I've got it!" and just got the red paint and painted an X. And everyone was like, "Yeah, that works."

Lots of people own Confederate flags, though, especially in rural Alabama.

[Phatt Matt s]

I don't know, something like "eating fetish"?

Not exactly. We fly the Alabama flag, which is just a big red X on a white background. I think the X is meant to bring to mind the Confederate flag. It was like they met up to design the state flag and they were like, "We need something simple, yet vaguely racist." And one guy went, "I've got it!" and just got the red paint and painted an X. And everyone was like, "Yeah, that works."

Lots of people own Confederate flags, though, especially in rural Alabama.

So it's a red X without stars?

[My imaginary friend is GOD]

So it's a red X without stars?

Yep, it's pretty stupid.

[Phatt Matt s]

So it's a red X without stars?

Yep, it's pretty stupid.

Do you have an Alabama accent?

[My imaginary friend is GOD]

Do you have an Alabama accent?

Apparently not. People 'round here always ask me where I'm from, and I'm like, "Here! Born and raised," and they don't quite believe me. I sound just like Lena Headey in The Sarah Connor Chronicles, so like an Englishwoman trying to sound American, I guess.

[Phatt Matt s]

Do you have an Alabama accent?

Apparently not. People 'round here always ask me where I'm from, and I'm like, "Here! Born and raised," and they don't quite believe me. I sound just like Lena Headey in The Sarah Connor Chronicles, so like an Englishwoman trying to sound American, I guess.

That's hot! The Englishwoman accent I mean.

The Alabama one is kinda goofy. Sounds to much like forest Gump!