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How Often Do You Masturbate?

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How Often Do You Masturbate?
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 21, 2014 at 12:28 am
Is that u in the photograph
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 21, 2014 at 12:45 am
No more than that's you in yours.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 21, 2014 at 3:07 am
(March 21, 2014 at 12:22 am)Stimbo Wrote: Old enough to know better Tongue

I was born in 1969 and the world trembled.

Oh - stop boasting Junior!

Oh and this one's appropriate for you:



Kuusi palaa, ja on viimeinen kerta kun annan vaimoni laittaa jouluvalot!
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 21, 2014 at 4:30 am (This post was last modified: March 21, 2014 at 4:31 am by pocaracas.)
Hehe, second big bang...
The wife is almost never done by the time of my first big bang, so the second it's usually mandatory and with little delay... well the rocket at least must not delay...the bang tends to take longer than the first.
Very occasionally, I need to get the third rocket out... and it works...the bang, on the other hand, tends to be thicker, less...
(March 20, 2014 at 7:25 pm)futilethewinds Wrote:
(March 20, 2014 at 7:24 pm)pocaracas Wrote: You know?... marriage is still the number one cause of divorce!
STRAIGHT marriage. In places where gay marriage has been legalized, divorce rates have gone down. STRAIGHT PEOPLE ARE RUINING THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE!
Did I say anything about rates?
Let me know when you can divorce someone without marrying them first... :p
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 21, 2014 at 5:26 am
aw... the kind of threads I like.
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 21, 2014 at 5:27 am (This post was last modified: March 21, 2014 at 5:28 am by Alex K.)
(March 21, 2014 at 5:26 am)Ivy Wrote: aw... the kind of threads I like.

pocaracas Wrote:Hehe, second big bang...
The wife is almost never done by the time of my first big bang, so the second it's usually mandatory and with little delay... well the rocket at least must not delay...the bang tends to take longer than the first.
Very occasionally, I need to get the third rocket out... and it works...the bang, on the other hand, tends to be thicker, less...

Yeah... apparently, it all boils down to cosmology and rocket science in the end...
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 21, 2014 at 5:40 am
(March 21, 2014 at 5:27 am)Alex K Wrote:
(March 21, 2014 at 5:26 am)Ivy Wrote: aw... the kind of threads I like.

pocaracas Wrote:Hehe, second big bang...
The wife is almost never done by the time of my first big bang, so the second it's usually mandatory and with little delay... well the rocket at least must not delay...the bang tends to take longer than the first.
Very occasionally, I need to get the third rocket out... and it works...the bang, on the other hand, tends to be thicker, less...

Yeah... apparently, it all boils down to cosmology and rocket science in the end...

And we control it all.... That's why they scream "Oh God"! Wink
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 21, 2014 at 5:49 am
(March 21, 2014 at 5:40 am)pocaracas Wrote:
(March 21, 2014 at 5:27 am)Alex K Wrote: Yeah... apparently, it all boils down to cosmology and rocket science in the end...

And we control it all.... That's why they scream "Oh God"! Wink

You control it all? Your wife never grabs the joystick and does some launching by herself? Big Grin
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 21, 2014 at 6:04 am
4-7 times a week .
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 21, 2014 at 6:06 am
(March 21, 2014 at 5:49 am)Alex K Wrote:
(March 21, 2014 at 5:40 am)pocaracas Wrote: And we control it all.... That's why they scream "Oh God"! Wink

You control it all? Your wife never grabs the joystick and does some launching by herself? Big Grin

Only if I let her!
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