Creation of the World

[downbeatplumb]

I do

Well it blows holes in the 6000 year old earth tosh doesn't it.

Clue : it's not literal

So which bits of th bible are literal?

None.

[Shinylight]

I do

Well it blows holes in the 6000 year old earth tosh doesn't it.

Clue : it's not literal

So which bits of th bible are literal?

None.

You can't take bullshit literally.

[Samson]

So which bits of th bible are literal?

Of course that would depend on who you asked....Or better yet, which branch of the Xtian faith you asked....

[fr0d0]

Yeh it's odd that Christians accept as Christians those they strongly disagree with on interpretation.

[Minimalist]

Question one, since there are only three people in the world who was meant to see the mark?

Q2 Where did his wife come from?

Q3 Where did the population of Enoch arrive from?

[Oldandeasilyconfused]

This is surely proof positive that Alabama was at one time the Garden of Eden.

Strange, we think it was Tasmania.


Travel hint: If you ever happen to visit rural Tasmania and drop into a local pub fora drink:. If you value your life,do NOT stare at the two headed bloke sitting in the corner playing his harmonicas. Tip him $50.

---

You can't take bullshit literally.

You certainly can if you step in a fresh bit.

[chatpilot]

If the Adam and Eve tale was true/literal it would be a bad thing for us. Just the thought of us having been bred from incestuous relationships is disgusting to me. Haven't you all seen what happens in most cases of incest where two blood relatives have children? Hint: Watch the movie 'Wrong turn' lol.

[Minimalist]

Hint: Watch the movie 'Wrong turn' lol.

Or visit the Ozarks.

[John_S3V]

god actually seemed pretty fond of the whole idea of a single family populating the Earth. He thought that it was such a good idea that he drowned the entire planet and did it all over again. That means it's worked twice now! Silly scientists don't know nothing.

[chatpilot]

Lmao! John_s3v so true nothing like a little holy incest to get the population going again. Lot created two races by screwing his daughters!!
Genesis 19:35,36
35And they made their father drink wine that night also: and the younger arose, and lay with him; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.
36Thus were both the daughters of Lot with child by their father.

Dad gets drunk and is tricked into screwing his own daughters and making them both pregnant! Both of them had sons and this stupid ass story is how the Hebrews account for the origins of the Moabites and Ammonites.