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And you thought Christian Mingle was bad...
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 (July 7, 2014 at 11:59 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Why? By sheer demographic force a certain number of swingers are simply bound to be christians. Besides, we all know how much that c-word means when it comes to getting a little tail, don't we? Because it's such an odd way to identify yourself, as if the two are somehow related. How many married couples can there be that want to ensure that the other couple they are going to fuck is Christian? 
The whole south.
RE: And you thought Christian Mingle was bad...
July 8, 2014 at 12:19 am
(This post was last modified: July 8, 2014 at 12:19 am by The Grand Nudger.)
Niche marketing my friend. The other option is to try and steal away some of the larger dating/hookup sites customer base. Here again niche marketing is generally the way to go. What could be more niche.....than a christian swingers site? Talk about a captive consumer.
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Could always rename the site Fucking Xtians.
 
So, that would qualify as the second, then?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
Oh my, that is classic.
“Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end?”
― Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead 
If it is real, how is 'swinging' worse than remarriage after divorce, especially in the TREMENDOUS number of cases where the subsequent marriage ceremony is conducted in an ostensibly Christian facility ??
I'm finding it difficult imangining folks identifying themselves as Christian to have a sincerely held objection to swinging packaged that way in view of their wilful ignorance of Mark 10:11. I also note, there is no franchise controlling the term 'Christian', it is not a registered trademark, it has no entangling copyright restrictions and there are no 'enforcers' muscling miscreants wanting to use the term, other than some public outrage, that I have already noted is plausibly insincere. Maybe in the near term we see further growth in the term ? Perhaps Christian NAMBLA, Christian Fist Fuckers, and Christian Dog Rimmers will turn up ?? Christian Corpse Gamarooshers ?? 
I wonder if they hold hands and pray before fucking the shit out of each others' mates and, if so, what blessings they ask from God.
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