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A litle birdie told me- we asked to be here
August 3, 2014 at 10:32 am
A very interesting concept. Goes like this:
We were all little spirits around the throne of God in Heaven.
Having been created out of the Spirit of God.
Spirit beings.
We asked to be sent to earth ( to be made into a person).
In response, the Father said, "It is a wicked place, full of evil ".
We begged to go, saying, "I will not fail you" and other such confident statements. So Father said OK.
And here we are.
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RE: A litle birdie told me- we asked to be here
August 3, 2014 at 10:33 am
Yet more reason not to talk to birds, I suppose.
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RE: A litle birdie told me- we asked to be here
August 3, 2014 at 10:35 am
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Aaw, sweet. Here's what I think you should do. Set it to music. Record it to mp3. Then delete it.
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RE: A litle birdie told me- we asked to be here
August 3, 2014 at 10:45 am
What if we were created by several gods, and one of them was quite wicked and tried to kill us all, so the other gods trapped her in the underworld before leaving earth to play across the universe in other worlds? This desire for not wanting to be alone led us to begin worshiping a god, yet unknown to us we have been worshiping this evil goddess of the underworld, that only grows more and more powerful the more people blindly worship her. In time she will be strong enough to free herself from the prison the other gods made for her and she will strike back in furious vengeance against us all.
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RE: A litle birdie told me- we asked to be here
August 3, 2014 at 11:43 am
There's nothing more cloying than sentimental Christians who try to be cute. Stop that! I'll take fire and brimstone over that any day.
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RE: A litle birdie told me- we asked to be here
August 3, 2014 at 11:48 am
I wish I was special
So fucking special
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RE: A litle birdie told me- we asked to be here
August 3, 2014 at 12:00 pm
Heh. What is a spirit?
How does a spirit work?
How can a spirit be created?
What is a spirit made of?
Do we have any evidence spirits exist in the first place?
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Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
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