Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: November 5, 2024, 6:24 pm
Atheist Forums › Community › Religion › Christianity v
That Day will come as a trap on all the world

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Thread Modes
That Day will come as a trap on all the world
Jaysyn Offline Donators
I am a meat popsicle
*****
Religious Views: My Imaginary Friend Hates the Same Things I Do.
Posts: 1965
Threads: 83
Joined: June 15, 2010
Reputation: 37
#61
RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 3, 2014 at 6:12 pm
(September 3, 2014 at 5:33 pm)Diablo Wrote: There must be some way we can ban him. Isn't there a rule against wilful stupidity? Come to think of it that would trap all the theists.

Where are the mods when you need them?

No, no, no, this is waaaay too good.
"How is it that a lame man does not annoy us while a lame mind does? Because a lame man recognizes that we are walking straight, while a lame mind says that it is we who are limping." - Pascal
Find
Reply
Natachan Offline
Member
***
Religious Views: Atheist. Have found no compelling reason to believe.
Posts: 591
Threads: 13
Joined: July 7, 2014
Reputation: 14
#62
RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 3, 2014 at 6:13 pm
Hey, at least I wont have to take all my midterms.

In all seriousness, this kind of massive stupidity is actually harmful. What if I actually believed this and decided to party and not study? What if people stopped going to work? Stopped watering crops, stop watching the power plants? And this is simply a matter of weeks. Imagine if this was the view of people that it would happen a year from now. How much damage could they do?
Find
Reply
Losty Offline
LastPoet’s jerkoff #4
*****
Religious Views: Pastafarian
Posts: 28389
Threads: 226
Joined: March 24, 2014
Reputation: 185
#63
RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 3, 2014 at 6:28 pm (This post was last modified: September 3, 2014 at 6:29 pm by Losty.)
Only 21 days to live!?!? :o

What will I do, to ensure my life has true meaning!?

Anyone up for a 3 week long orgy?
That day will come as a strap on to all the world...
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

0/10

Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
Find
Reply
professor Offline
Member
***
Religious Views: Christian
Posts: 1257
Threads: 38
Joined: October 15, 2013
Reputation: 16
#64
RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 3, 2014 at 6:37 pm
Nata, fret not, look at the reaction here.
My post is so ludicrous, so far out your fear is real miss-placed.
2 people in Israel had advance warning the Messiah was upon them.
It is the same now.

My personal preparation- go to work every day, do everything I normally do.
Jesus said to "Occupy" until He returns.

I have stocked my pantry for my left-behind kids, have increased my real money put- away with them, and where they know it's location.
The Dollar and all currency will ultimately crash.
The stock market (at a historic bubble phase) will also dive.
The fiat monies are backed by nothing. The only element is when.
All is ready.
When the Rapture comes - it would be good if you did not need to go out in the cities for a time. Panic will be everywhere.
That will pass, it would be wise for anyone AT ANY TIME to have a supply of canned and dried food and water for any emergency.
Your car has a gastank to go much farther than you routinely go.
How about your pantry?
Find
Reply
Silver Offline Donators
Previous username: Foxaèr
Faith's Nightmare
*****
Religious Views: Infidel Savant
Posts: 32749
Threads: 1408
Joined: March 15, 2013
Reputation: 152
#65
RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 3, 2014 at 6:41 pm
(September 3, 2014 at 6:37 pm)professor Wrote: How about your pantry?

As bare as your baseless assertions.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
Find
Reply
BrianSoddingBoru4 Offline
Power-Drunk Administrator
*******
Religious Views: Headology
Posts: 45901
Threads: 537
Joined: July 24, 2013
Reputation: 109
#66
RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 3, 2014 at 6:41 pm
Translation: Prof's internet connection is going to severed on 26 September of this year. He tried to pay his bill with old bundles of Chick tracts, and his ISP was having none of it.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Find
Reply
professor Offline
Member
***
Religious Views: Christian
Posts: 1257
Threads: 38
Joined: October 15, 2013
Reputation: 16
#67
RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 3, 2014 at 6:44 pm
Losty, I know you are playing me.
But still no takers on my deal?
Find
Reply
CindysRain Offline
déjà moo
**
Religious Views: Atheist
Posts: 262
Threads: 13
Joined: June 14, 2014
Reputation: 12
#68
RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 3, 2014 at 6:46 pm
Tick Tock...

[Image: 101211rapt.jpg?1318458762]

[Image: worldendsgrumpycatmeme.png]
[Image: graphics-rain-426733.gif]
Find
Reply
The Valkyrie Offline
The last smile some will see...
*******
Religious Views: Time to end them
Posts: 35238
Threads: 203
Joined: August 13, 2012
Reputation: 146
#69
RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 3, 2014 at 6:50 pm
(September 3, 2014 at 6:28 pm)Losty Wrote: Only 21 days to live!?!? :o

What will I do, to ensure my life has true meaning!?

Anyone up for a 3 week long orgy?
That day will come as a strap on to all the world...

Another one?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
Find
Reply
ShaMan Offline
Cactus Whisperer
Religious Views: Not an atheist
Posts: 2471
Threads: 21
Joined: December 7, 2013
Reputation: 43
#70
RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 3, 2014 at 6:52 pm
(September 3, 2014 at 6:28 pm)Losty Wrote: Anyone up for a 3 week long orgy?
Are you prepared to put your mouth where your money is?
Find
Reply


Atheist Forums › Community › Religion › Christianity v
That Day will come as a trap on all the world

Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  Where does the belief that seeds die before they turn into a living plant come from? FlatAssembler 17 1836 August 3, 2023 at 10:38 am
Last Post: The Grand Nudger
  If any man thirst, let him come unto me, and drink vorlon13 11 3047 August 1, 2017 at 12:25 am
Last Post: ignoramus
  Chris Brown should be come a Christian Tarasoft11 15 3014 September 7, 2016 at 3:31 pm
Last Post: drfuzzy
  Where did the universe come from? Atheistic origin science has no answer. SavedByGraceThruFaith 2761 834994 September 6, 2015 at 4:31 pm
Last Post: The Valkyrie
  How Long Will Christians Wait for the End Time to Come? Rhondazvous 237 42313 September 3, 2015 at 3:52 pm
Last Post: Rhondazvous
  "The Lord has redeemed all of us, all of us..." should we be grateful? Whateverist 325 77991 July 21, 2015 at 3:02 pm
Last Post: Tiberius
  'it will come back to you' Longhorn 23 5585 June 20, 2015 at 11:52 am
Last Post: AFTT47
  Christians Come to the Waters... daver49 2 1344 March 20, 2015 at 7:14 pm
Last Post: Cyberman
  Why Christians come to atheist forums watchamadoodle 112 28064 March 17, 2015 at 3:32 am
Last Post: Cyberman
  And Hells come back to haunt me themonkeyman 515 240576 April 15, 2014 at 10:20 pm
Last Post: snowtracks



Users browsing this thread: 20 Guest(s)