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That Day will come as a trap on all the world
#41
RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
There is no mention of the rapture in the bible.
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#42
RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
(September 3, 2014 at 3:44 pm)CapnAwesome Wrote: There is no mention of the rapture in the bible.

Strange how they forget that. The "rapture" is not recognised by majority Christians outside the US.
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#43
RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
(September 3, 2014 at 3:44 pm)Natachan Wrote:
(September 3, 2014 at 11:58 am)professor Wrote:


This is a POE right? This is a satire? It can't be serious.

You must be new here. Big Grin
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#44
RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
(September 3, 2014 at 12:06 pm)popeyespappy Wrote: $20 says 9/27 there will be excuses...

If he even dares to show his face around here again. It's much easier to slink off with your tail between your legs than admit you were wrong, and I think he's the type to make that choice.
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
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#45
RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
They hate it when they are told that this silly shit dates from the 1830's.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Nelson_Darby

Quote:Darby is credited with originating the "secret rapture" theory wherein Christ will suddenly remove His bride, the Church, from this world before the judgments of the tribulation. Some claim that this "the Rapture of the Saints" [date?] was the origin of the idea of the "rapture."


Curiously, Darby's nuttiness extended to more practical matters.

Quote:Darby saw the invention of the telegraph as a sign that the end of the world was approaching; he called the telegraph an invention of Cain and a harbinger of Armageddon.[5]


Wow. What would the fucker think of Twitter?
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#46
RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
I just have trouble believing anyone can be that stupid. And stupid enough to do so in a way that can so obviously and easily be debunked just by waiting for it to not happen.

Oh wait, the gravity is faith argument...

Yeah, I guess they can be dumb. Just didn't think they could be THAT nutso.
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#47
RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world


(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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#48
RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
(Composing myself after the hilarity of reading 5 pages)
I will make you guys a 2 part deal-
If the Rapture (the CHANGING instantly from mortal to immortal- cheating the undertaker) does not happen on Rosh Hashanah this year, Sept 2014. I will make you guys happy and be done with AF permanently.
I will admit to you guys in one last post that I am an ass.

Part II- If it comes, and I come back after the wedding (I heard a rumor some of us are coming back to help in the Harvest) I am coming to make personal visits to you guys.
I won't need names and addresses, transportation or doors.
I will look about 25, 5ft 7.5 (I'll have that 1/2 inch back from getting injured and older), wt. 138 (loosing a pound or 2), dirty blond hair and maybe a fu-manchu.
Typical of the Rapture / Resurrection body Jesus now has, those who make the Departure will be indestructible and strong as a box car full of gorillas.

Everybody that left will come back at the 2nd Coming.
At that time, the final rescue of Israel and believers will occur and the annihilation of the armies of the antichrist in the valley of Armageddon occurs. This will be immediately after the completion of year 6000 from the beginning of years- the 120th Jubilee/ 2015.

De we have a deal?
Min- you are first on the list I have been thinking about.

Now for questions-
I had no idea this post would generate much of a response, so I purposely laid back. Normally, I am at work anyway, but took a day off and posted this morning.

No I am not a Poe (until joining here I had never heard of one before, I thought it must have something to do with ravens).
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#49
RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
Please, please, just go away. Angry
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#50
RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
I look forward to not seeing you in 21 days.
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - J.R.R Tolkien
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