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That Day will come as a trap on all the world
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 30, 2014 at 12:04 pm
Would a plague sound better?

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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 30, 2014 at 12:09 pm (This post was last modified: September 30, 2014 at 12:10 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
(September 30, 2014 at 11:43 am)professor Wrote: What Rob (thanks Bro) was referring to is the occult practice of turning things upside down in order to make a prophecy right in our faces, but because it is upside down or backwards- we don't know it.
You're going to have to limit the "we" portion of that claim to fucking morons. It takes a little more than turning something upside down for me not to notice it. Am I supposed to be afraid of this satan character, after you've described it as such an inept bumbler? This is gods terrifying nemesis? Sigh.......
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 30, 2014 at 12:49 pm
Hail Satan! Full of grace!

Such a crafty fellow,

Always puts a smile on my face.

666 forever baby!
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 30, 2014 at 12:56 pm
(September 30, 2014 at 11:43 am)professor Wrote: An "Infestation" - that was a good one Chuck. The kind of thing that makes coming here fun.

What Rob (thanks Bro) was referring to is the occult practice of turning things upside down in order to make a prophecy right in our faces, but because it is upside down or backwards- we don't know it.
See, the devil believes heavily in doing prophecy.
But he can't just blow his cover and tell us up front his diabolical plans.
He has to hide them.
When I say, "He", I mean (like everything else -it comes from the top -down), he inspires his minions, in the same way as God inspires His.
Much of the illuminati stuff we see are even done by people who (without realizing it) are being used by Satan.
You're welcome, I said I had your back.
As far as inspiring his minions goes, you can pretty much attribute the carrying out of his desires to all the unsaved; "you belong to your father, the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do..." John 8:44. This is why the bible describes God as the "Lord of hosts" well over 200 times. There is no neutral area, either you're for God or against God and the works that you do will be for one or the other. Y'all are in the matrix, God is knocking, wake up!
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 30, 2014 at 1:00 pm
(September 30, 2014 at 12:56 pm)RobZombi Wrote: God is knocking, wake up!


Ohh, so here's why children starve to death in Africa. Good old Yahweh is busy 'knocking'.

Does he do it on his own or does he bring his old friend Zeus with him? I heard he was great at 'knocking' too.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 30, 2014 at 1:07 pm (This post was last modified: September 30, 2014 at 1:07 pm by Cyberman.)
(September 30, 2014 at 12:56 pm)RobZombi Wrote: You're welcome, I said I had your back.

So, you guys picked a ring yet?

(September 30, 2014 at 12:56 pm)RobZombi Wrote: There is no neutral area, either you're for God or against God and the works that you do will be for one or the other.

Actually there is a neutral area. It's called "show me this god of yours. Then show me why I should worship it". If you can't even do that basic thing, all your threats of dread retribution only carry meaning in your own head.

(September 30, 2014 at 12:56 pm)RobZombi Wrote: Y'all are in the matrix, God is knocking,

No, that would be the sound of your brain rattling around.

(September 30, 2014 at 12:56 pm)RobZombi Wrote: wake up!

Oh, the irony - it burns!
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 30, 2014 at 1:30 pm
I hate the you're with or against me mentality, especially when it fuels war in the middle east
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 30, 2014 at 1:40 pm
(September 30, 2014 at 1:00 pm)oukoida Wrote:
(September 30, 2014 at 12:56 pm)RobZombi Wrote: God is knocking, wake up!


Ohh, so here's why children starve to death in Africa. Good old Yahweh is busy 'knocking'.
God suffered right along beside us. Why? Because He had to. But this is beside the point. You don't reject God because of pain and suffering. You reject God because you don't want to be accountable to anyone or anything.
If you really wanted to know God even in the midst of pain and suffering, then you would be searching for answers as to why this has to be, not mocking it a priori. Just look at what you said to me in your last response to me. You told me to prove Christianity before I engage in what I said, yet what I said was in direct response to Brakemans question about what the bible says to support Obama being the AC. Any honest objective assessment of just this one example shows that you are simply here to be divisive and that's okay.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 30, 2014 at 1:42 pm
I love it when presups accuse US of asserting something a priori.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 30, 2014 at 1:45 pm (This post was last modified: September 30, 2014 at 1:47 pm by professor.)
RobbyZ, when Jesus said that, he was specifically speaking to the Jewish leaders.
Today, that would be equivalent to those who profess to know God but are Hippocrates.
No one here fits that profile.
One of my friends whom I trust said, the Lord told him:
If you don't have love in your heart toward people- you are not going up (when the trumpet sounds).
If you have ought against you brother- your place at the Wedding Supper will be empty.
Now, please don't cover my back. I can't pull arrows out of it fast enough.
I know you mean well. How about praying about it?
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