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It time for another What if... Thread!
#11
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You concluded that we were ready to burn witches in your hypothetical scenario just because only one person said it might be ok among all the other comments? WoW!!

Anyway, burning demons in hell failed miserably as they seem to rise back up easily in your world, so I don't see how burning witches could go any better. Witches don't use black magic necessarily, there are supposedly white witches who use magic without the "demon summoning" part. At least stick to the actual witch lore while playing a witchy rpg.
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#12
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Before answering I would like to know if witches are 1) a separate species OR 2)whether they are humans irreversibly transformed into witches OR 3) humans that practice witchcraft?
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#13
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They still exist.

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#14
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Drich, you said the witches kidnap children and eat them and no prison can hold them. Obviously we couldn't just keep allowing them to eat children and we can't put them in prison, so the only way to stop them doing what they're doing is to kill them.
'The more I learn about people the more I like my dog'- Mark Twain

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#15
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Not to stray from the OP, but do you, Drich, believe witches were once or still are real? I feel like that's where this is going.
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#16
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(October 22, 2014 at 10:50 pm)Drich Wrote: Ok so what if.... witches as per folk tales and scary movies existed? (Not the dbag witch/emo/hippies we do have) but real fly on a broom, steal your children cook and eat them, prey on people in general, no prision can hold them, can only be killed by water or fire, but real as the day is long???
I guess now we know why god flooded the whole world!
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#17
RE: It time for another What if... Thread!
(October 23, 2014 at 9:11 am)Aoi Magi Wrote: You concluded that we were ready to burn witches in your hypothetical scenario just because only one person said it might be ok among all the other comments? WoW!!

Anyway, burning demons in hell failed miserably as they seem to rise back up easily in your world, so I don't see how burning witches could go any better. Witches don't use black magic necessarily, there are supposedly white witches who use magic without the "demon summoning" part. At least stick to the actual witch lore while playing a witchy rpg.

ah, hate to break it to you... The demons were not banished to hell. According to the bible They were cast from Heaven to earth.(which could be another intresting 'what if..' thread) They are not slated to be cast into hell till after the second comming. This realm is the closest thing Satan gets to a kingdom. That is why satan's offer/temptation of Christ to give Him this world back if Christ bowed down to Him was even a temptation at all... In short Jesus would not have to die on the Cross as the Father wanted, He just need to bow to Satan.

(October 23, 2014 at 10:31 am)ChadWooters Wrote: Before answering I would like to know if witches are 1) a separate species OR 2)whether they are humans irreversibly transformed into witches OR 3) humans that practice witchcraft?

I guess witches would technically start out as people starting witchcraft that would be consumed/possed by demons the more they got into it. So demon possed people that sought out said possession/no hope of extracting the demon.

(October 23, 2014 at 11:18 am)Bad Wolf Wrote: Drich, you said the witches kidnap children and eat them and no prison can hold them. Obviously we couldn't just keep allowing them to eat children and we can't put them in prison, so the only way to stop them doing what they're doing is to kill them.

and what if fire was the only way to get the demon that powered all of this? Sure we could shoot a witch and the person would be dead, which just frees the demon to move on to the next person.
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#18
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Ok I'll vote we learn magic from them and then kick their ass.
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#19
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(October 23, 2014 at 11:23 am)Exian Wrote: Not to stray from the OP, but do you, Drich, believe witches were once or still are real? I feel like that's where this is going.

I know demon possession was real, what subsequent generations have idenified this possession is really of little consenquence.

(October 23, 2014 at 11:24 am)Tonus Wrote:
(October 22, 2014 at 10:50 pm)Drich Wrote: Ok so what if.... witches as per folk tales and scary movies existed? (Not the dbag witch/emo/hippies we do have) but real fly on a broom, steal your children cook and eat them, prey on people in general, no prision can hold them, can only be killed by water or fire, but real as the day is long???
I guess now we know why god flooded the whole world!

God flooded the world to kill corrupt man.. There is a day comming where God will use fire.

(October 23, 2014 at 11:42 am)Aoi Magi Wrote: Ok I'll vote we learn magic from them and then kick their ass.

That's the thing... There is nothing magic about magic.. Magic is demon manipulation.. To weild magic is to be tied to a demon.. Watch stimbo's scarry movie 'lights out' and tell me you want to be tied to that.
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#20
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(October 23, 2014 at 11:38 am)Drich Wrote: and what if fire was the only way to get the demon that powered all of this?

Is it?
'The more I learn about people the more I like my dog'- Mark Twain

'You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.' - Dr House

“Young earth creationism is essentially the position that all of modern science, 90% of living scientists and 98% of living biologists, all major university biology departments, every major science journal, the American Academy of Sciences, and every major science organization in the world, are all wrong regarding the origins and development of life….but one particular tribe of uneducated, bronze aged, goat herders got it exactly right.” - Chuck Easttom

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