Northern Ireland is confusing as you can tell you are friends with someone when you slag each other off and have a laugh.
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What's your favorite swear word/insult?
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(November 24, 2014 at 3:00 pm)C4RM5 Wrote: Northern Ireland is confusing as you can tell you are friends with someone when you slag each other off and have a laugh. Though in saying this physical violence is an other sign of friendship, friendship hurts. RE: What's your favorite swear word/insult?
November 24, 2014 at 3:43 pm
(This post was last modified: November 24, 2014 at 3:44 pm by JuliaL.)
(November 24, 2014 at 3:15 pm)Losty Wrote: I don't understand the date thing... The day George Carlin Died: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Carlin A very bad day...
So how, exactly, does God know that She's NOT a brain in a vat?
@ Losty, Abaris etc:
"Vaffanculo" basically mean "go fuck [someone] in the ass", and if you are insulting people with it you have to complete it with the person who is going to get fucked... Usually it's close relatives of the victim, even the dead ones. I mean, ESPECIALLY the dead ones. There are a great many dialectal variations, of course, so as an example: in Rome: vaffanculo a li mejo mortacci tua in Naples: vaffanculo a ci t'è mmuort' in Bari (where I'm from, on the heel of the boot): vafangul a kitemmurt'! All mean "go fuck your dead relatives in the ass"
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids." (November 24, 2014 at 3:52 pm)oukoida Wrote: @ Losty, Abaris etc: Nice to know. I only encountered Vaffanculo in it's purest form without the additional stuff. I got the "Va" and the "culo" part, since I knew it means go and ass, but the middle part escaped me. Sing it with me! "cocksucker motherfucker tits! cocksucker motherfucker tits!" Does it sound like an old friend is gone!
I don't have a favourite, it just comes spontaneously.
In Papiamento (spoken in Aruba) they say "Bai den conjo di bo mama!", which translates as: "Go back up your mama's cunt".
I do like the implications of that. Go back where you originally came from. |
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