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Your favorite meat approximation?
#1
Your favorite meat approximation?
I'm having Vienna sausages for lunch. Tonight I'll have bacon-flavored bits on my salad.
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RE: Your favorite meat approximation?
(August 19, 2020 at 12:10 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I'm having Vienna sausages for lunch. Tonight I'll have bacon-flavored bits on my salad.

Spam spam spam spam...

Boru
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#3
RE: Your favorite meat approximation?
Meat is muscle, just to clarify my thoughts. Other things have other names eg: fat, skin, offal, gristle, textured vegetable protein etc etc
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RE: Your favorite meat approximation?
(August 19, 2020 at 12:28 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(August 19, 2020 at 12:10 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I'm having Vienna sausages for lunch. Tonight I'll have bacon-flavored bits on my salad.

Spam spam spam spam...

Boru

That approximation is extremely rough.

(August 19, 2020 at 12:38 pm)Lawz Wrote: Meat is muscle, just to clarify my thoughts. Other things have other names eg: fat, skin, offal, gristle, textured vegetable protein etc etc

What about the marbling?
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RE: Your favorite meat approximation?
(August 19, 2020 at 12:40 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote:
(August 19, 2020 at 12:28 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Spam spam spam spam...

Boru

That approximation is extremely rough.

(August 19, 2020 at 12:38 pm)Lawz Wrote: Meat is muscle, just to clarify my thoughts. Other things have other names eg: fat, skin, offal, gristle, textured vegetable protein etc etc

What about the marbling?

1. No, it’s actually a very close approximation. Spam is most pork with water, salt, sugar, potato starch and nitrates added in small amounts.

2. Marbling is simply fat that runs through the muscle tissue, as opposed to being on the surface.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Your favorite meat approximation?
I've had some veggie "faux" beef burgers that I love.
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#7
RE: Your favorite meat approximation?
Marinate beets in red wine, soy, mustard, molasses and olive oil along with fresh herbs of choice.  Lemon thyme, rosemary, sage and basil would all work.  Let them soak 4-8 hours.  Spice as you like.  Skewer and grill.
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RE: Your favorite meat approximation?
(August 19, 2020 at 1:25 pm)Ranjr Wrote: Marinate beets in red wine, soy, mustard, molasses and olive oil along with fresh herbs of choice.  Lemon thyme, rosemary, sage and basil would all work.  Let them soak 4-8 hours.  Spice as you like.  Skewer and grill.

Alternately, I could just buy beets at the market, bring them home and chuck them straight into the bin. Save all that tedious cooking.

I fucking hate beets.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#9
RE: Your favorite meat approximation?
That imitation crab stuff made from white fish. 

Dipped in Whizzo Butter.  Great

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RE: Your favorite meat approximation?
I knew this woman who had a favorite meat substitute that took C cell batteries......



Diablo
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