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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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 ![[Image: 20141218.png]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=www.smbc-comics.com%2Fcomics%2F20141218.png) Merry xmas, everyone...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Stimbo, you forgot this
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Prepare for a world-shattering revelation that will blow your mind:
What can seen can never be unseen. However, there is an evolutionary reason for this: Sweet dreams.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
I've always said ducks are evil.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Just had this posted to my FB wall by my wonderful sister:
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
(December 22, 2014 at 7:04 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Just had this posted to my FB wall by my wonderful sister: That is freaking awesome. "Shut up Wesley!" Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" |
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