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RE: I'm guessing Kentucky had the good sense to be embarrassed about that ark.
December 25, 2014 at 11:11 am
(December 25, 2014 at 12:58 am)Parkers Tan Wrote: As sissified as football is nowadays, I wouldn't brag about carrying it either.
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December 25, 2014 at 12:01 pm
One of my relatives, lives near Bowling Green, KY, home of the factory that makes the Corvette, asked me for a list of my favorite websites. She had just got Internet service at home. When I asked her why she wanted that list, considering that she's Baptist with a mind so narrow that her note pads are 1/4 wide, she said, "So I can block them. I don't want my kids getting into that kind of site." I lol'd and told her the kids had asked for the same thing two years ago.
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December 25, 2014 at 12:26 pm
Even I have been shocked at some of the stuff I have seen on Tumblr. She would have been better off wanting my list to block.
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RE: I'm guessing Kentucky had the good sense to be embarrassed about that ark.
December 25, 2014 at 2:50 pm
(December 25, 2014 at 12:01 pm)Gawdzilla Wrote: When I asked her why she wanted that list, considering that she's Baptist with a mind so narrow that her note pads are 1/4 wide, she said, "So I can block them. I don't want my kids getting into that kind of site."
See, a lot of my interactions with such often would end with "And why should I help you?"
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RE: I'm guessing Kentucky had the good sense to be embarrassed about that ark.
December 25, 2014 at 2:54 pm
(December 25, 2014 at 12:01 pm)Gawdzilla Wrote: One of my relatives, lives near Bowling Green, KY, home of the factory that makes the Corvette, asked me for a list of my favorite websites. She had just got Internet service at home. When I asked her why she wanted that list, considering that she's Baptist with a mind so narrow that her note pads are 1/4 wide, she said, "So I can block them. I don't want my kids getting into that kind of site." I lol'd and told her the kids had asked for the same thing two years ago.
I woulda got hella offended if any of my family had asked a question so loaded with implications, and then seemed so blase about the answer. Christianity can be so gross sometimes. 
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December 26, 2014 at 5:31 am
@Gawdzilla: Give the dumb bitch her list. You could start with every Christian creationist site, and throw in Fox news for good measure. After all, she wants to shield her children from harmful influences . . .
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December 27, 2014 at 8:54 am
(December 26, 2014 at 5:31 am)Crossless1 Wrote: @Gawdzilla: Give the dumb bitch her list. You could start with every Christian creationist site, and throw in Fox news for good measure. After all, she wants to shield her children from harmful influences . . .
She's pretty special. She sent me an email saying she could get her pictures to print in "portrait" mode. I told her she needed a monitor that rotated so it would be in portrait mode when she printed the picture. She went to Best Buy and told the salesguy what she needed and he sold her one, for $495.00.
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RE: I'm guessing Kentucky had the good sense to be embarrassed about that ark.
December 27, 2014 at 1:11 pm
(December 24, 2014 at 7:12 pm)Tonus Wrote: The USA as a whole is so far behind on broadband that it's an almost perfect metaphor that they're ditching stone-aged bullshit for faster internet speeds. It's a small step, but at least it's a step forward.
Behind whom?
It's funny when people say things like that and are referring to South Korea, Japan and a small amount of western European countries.
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December 27, 2014 at 1:39 pm
(December 27, 2014 at 1:11 pm)CapnAwesome Wrote: Behind whom?
It's funny when people say things like that and are referring to South Korea, Japan and a small amount of western European countries. Depending on the source, anywhere from 14th to 30th in average speed. I consider that pretty far behind for a country that is technologically advanced.
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RE: I'm guessing Kentucky had the good sense to be embarrassed about that ark.
December 27, 2014 at 2:20 pm
Poor Ham, losing out to an invisible power that actually works.
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