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She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
RE: She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
Didn't you know? Alpha is the arbiter of what is the "correct and best" type of relationship for you and me and others to have. Anything else is...just inferior.
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson
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RE: She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
Leave it to a Christian to be a misogynist and a misandrist. Facepalm
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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(January 6, 2015 at 3:41 pm)Losty Wrote: A wife at home who loves you enough to want to give you good sex for free.

Yes - that's what I need again; to be with someone who wants to have sex with me. Even if we never actually do, just the fact that she wants to would be enough.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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(January 6, 2015 at 8:58 am)alpha male Wrote:
(January 5, 2015 at 5:47 pm)Creed of Heresy Wrote: Enjoying multiple flavors?
Not the point of marriage.

Says who? You? Others would disagree. After all, according to many, the point of marriage is to achieve a union between a man and a woman but there's tens of millions of others who would say it's to achieve a union between any consenting lovers who wish to be married. So it seems there's no unanimous consensus there, either.

(January 6, 2015 at 8:58 am)alpha male Wrote:
Quote:Finding pleasure in seeing their significant other enjoying themselves at the hands of another (fetishization of the happiness of the other; I find that more romantic than getting jealous over them enjoying the company of another, actually...)? There are plenty.
OK, I'll make an exception for cases in which the husband only goes to the strip club with his wife and at her instigation because she likes watching...if we come across any of those.

Go to a strip club and you'll see a few women with the men. Usually they're there with their husbands. Other times, boyfriends or fiancees. Not quite the same definition, sure, but the idea is there all the same.

Hell, one of my friends can back up my claim. Her name is Amanda Hargis Michaels, you can look her up on Facebook, she lives in Indiana. I'd give you the link myself but Facebook is being unbelievably obnoxious right now and keeps failing to load pages. She's married, has four kids, and her and her husband go to strip clubs. Not as often as they used to, mind, but that's largely because her two youngest are now in school, as compared to a couple years ago when they weren't, so...

(January 6, 2015 at 4:40 pm)Losty Wrote: Leave it to a Christian to be a misogynist and a misandrist. Facepalm

I believe we call that a "misanthropist." Big Grin
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(January 6, 2015 at 3:53 pm)Jenny A Wrote:
(January 6, 2015 at 3:33 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: Is it sad that whenever I read the title of this thread I smirk and chuckle to myself

Fond memories and a dirty mind?
Many fond memories.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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(January 6, 2015 at 3:23 pm)alpha male Wrote: I'll just repeat the following:

A. Wife at home who (you say) loves you and wants to give you good sex for free.

B. Stranger in a strip club who will rub against you if you pay her.

The correct choice is A. I know you guys hate (others') judgment, but that's how it is. Someone who chooses B over A has something wrong with them.

Personally I've always found the greatest fault lies with the people who fret over what is wrong with other people. That makes you different than me but I would never claim that what annoys me is the gold standard for assigning fault in others.
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Clap Bravo, sir.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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(January 6, 2015 at 8:58 am)alpha male Wrote: OK, I'll make an exception for cases in which the husband only goes to the strip club with his wife and at her instigation because she likes watching...if we come across any of those.

You already have, in this thread.

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I have found in my experience, it's not uncommon at all for couples to go together. Most of them go together or separate. We used to have this cool place here in Portland, well, it was a dive. Anyway, male strippers upstairs, female below. It doesn't hurt that Portland has the distinction of being the city with the most strip clubs per capita in the U.S. Not proud of it, just sayin'. Angel Oh, and I only went a couple of times....years ago
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(January 6, 2015 at 3:23 pm)alpha male Wrote: A. Wife at home who (you say) loves you and wants to give you good sex for free.

B. Stranger in a strip club who will rub against you if you pay her.

The correct choice is A. I know you guys hate (others') judgment, but that's how it is. Someone who chooses B over A has something wrong with them.

According to prophets of Yahweh, the correct answer would be:

C: Who cares what the wife wants to do! it's the husband that makes the rules, and if the man sees a strange woman he likes, he takes her as another wife or he has her stoned for being sexy outside of marriage.
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