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raped by vampires in the French Quarter full story
Alex K Offline
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#111
RE: raped by vampires in the French Quarter full story
January 17, 2015 at 4:20 pm
Does any other chain have square burgers?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: raped by vampires in the French Quarter full story
January 17, 2015 at 5:05 pm
I honestly thought the OP might be schizophrenic so I didn't want to be too hard on him at first. It is a relief that he is a troll and not some crazy person who needs therapy.

One day we are going to find out that Drich is secretly an atheist who is out to undermine Christianity by being the absolute worse example of a Christian online that he can be. I bet he secretly runs a bordello and advocates free drugs for everyone. LOLTongue
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RE: raped by vampires in the French Quarter full story
January 17, 2015 at 5:10 pm
(January 17, 2015 at 7:11 am)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(January 16, 2015 at 8:02 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Obviously, the OP is a triple cheeseburger.

Where can I get me one of those bad boys?

Come to Ohio. Wendy's opened their first store here. You have to dip your fries in your frosty or we'll know you're an outsider. You don't want to know what we do to outsiders here. (It involves leg cuts and transformations.)

(January 17, 2015 at 4:20 pm)Alex K Wrote: Does any other chain have square burgers?

I think White Castle has square sliders, but I haven't been there in forever.
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#114
RE: raped by vampires in the French Quarter full story
January 17, 2015 at 5:13 pm
(January 17, 2015 at 5:10 pm)Exian Wrote:
(January 17, 2015 at 7:11 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: Where can I get me one of those bad boys?

Come to Ohio. Wendy's opened their first store here. You have to dip your fries in your frosty or we'll know you're an outsider. You don't want to know what we do to outsiders here. (It involves leg cuts and transformations.)

(January 17, 2015 at 4:20 pm)Alex K Wrote: Does any other chain have square burgers?

I think White Castle has square sliders, but I haven't been there in forever.


I am not from there, but I would fit right in! Tongue
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RE: raped by vampires in the French Quarter full story
January 17, 2015 at 5:14 pm
(January 16, 2015 at 1:51 pm)Faith No More Wrote: You forgot to point out the fact that it was all done with no punctuation, the hallmark of trollism.

I feel... offended. Angry
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#116
RE: raped by vampires in the French Quarter full story
January 17, 2015 at 5:15 pm
Some threads I just get to way too late.
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RE: raped by vampires in the French Quarter full story
January 17, 2015 at 5:18 pm
(January 17, 2015 at 3:55 pm)rasetsu Wrote:
(January 17, 2015 at 7:11 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: Where can I get me one of those bad boys?

Looks like a Wendy's burger, but I don't think they have a triple decker.

This is America, my friend, they have a triple.
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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#118
RE: raped by vampires in the French Quarter full story
January 17, 2015 at 5:19 pm (This post was last modified: January 17, 2015 at 5:52 pm by Violet.)
(January 16, 2015 at 2:25 pm)mainethinker Wrote: all vampires can turn into bats or any animal..

King Kong and Godzilla... both just vampires having a bad day.
(January 16, 2015 at 2:38 pm)LastPoet Wrote: *walks in....*

...
...

*slowly backs out*

Our order of operations is reversed. Dodgy
(January 16, 2015 at 2:53 pm)mainethinker Wrote: guess no one cares about me

Do you... care about you...? Thinking
(January 16, 2015 at 3:06 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: Your troll was not very artful hunny bunny.

This is the land where theists come and attempt to peddle their wares and nonsense. We've been trolled with far, far better than you.

Not even a mention of a fancy drink. Boo. Boooooo.

Yes yes. Far far better. ^__^

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* Violet pours JesusJChrist a fucking drink.

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It doesn't get fancier than this, folks. If it does? Shit ain't worth drinking.
(January 16, 2015 at 3:17 pm)mainethinker Wrote: i am male... dumb asses... how does a woman "vaginally penetrate a couple of the women"

* Violet opens her mouth to answer. Tongue
(January 16, 2015 at 3:18 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: A strap on?

Sure... I mean, there're a LOT of ways to penetrate a person's orifices... most of them involving 'protusionary' objects/whatevers...

Such as the aforementioned tongues and dildos of the strap-held variety... and further: Fingers, dildos of whatever variety, vibrators, dilators, pointed sticks, knives, milk jugs, and sometimes... cement.
(January 16, 2015 at 3:36 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(January 16, 2015 at 3:31 pm)Esquilax Wrote: Strap ons, fingers, toes, tongues, other implements. That's just off the top of my head.

Sounds fun, but I think you're doing it wrong. Let Losty and me show you.

You may need some assistance with that, Stimbo...

I can probably point you to some very accomplished and highly rated surgeons.
(January 16, 2015 at 3:43 pm)Stimbo Wrote: "Turn"?

Yes... yes of course...

To every season... Dodgy

Something about byrds.
(January 16, 2015 at 4:05 pm)Davka Wrote: Can we have a new troll please?

This one's boring.

THEY KEEP GETTING THEMSELVES BANNED! TT___TT

Undecided I miss them... it's so lonely in here...
(January 16, 2015 at 4:26 pm)Davka Wrote: wendy's doesn't make a daves hot and juicy trippel(sic).

It doesn't? Tell them to get on it, then! Angry

Fuckin slackers...
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RE: raped by vampires in the French Quarter full story
January 17, 2015 at 6:02 pm
(January 17, 2015 at 5:18 pm)Losty Wrote:
(January 17, 2015 at 3:55 pm)rasetsu Wrote: Looks like a Wendy's burger, but I don't think they have a triple decker.

This is America, my friend, they have a triple.

You know what we call a triple cheeseburger in America? A cheeseburger.
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RE: raped by vampires in the French Quarter full story
January 17, 2015 at 6:04 pm
(January 17, 2015 at 7:11 am)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(January 16, 2015 at 8:02 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Obviously, the OP is a triple cheeseburger.

Where can I get me one of those bad boys?

That would be a Wendy's triple.

Pretty much no one ever orders a triple (or the quadruple), but it makes people feel OK ordering the double. :p
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