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raped by vampires in the French Quarter full story
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RE: raped by vampires in the French Quarter full story
January 16, 2015 at 7:48 pm
(January 16, 2015 at 3:56 pm)mainethinker Wrote: :-( now i am sad

and now you're banned.

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RE: raped by vampires in the French Quarter full story
January 16, 2015 at 8:02 pm
(January 16, 2015 at 4:05 pm)mainethinker Wrote: [Image: Yqz52n1.png]

Obviously, the OP is a triple cheeseburger.
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#103
RE: raped by vampires in the French Quarter full story
January 16, 2015 at 8:43 pm
(January 16, 2015 at 7:48 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: Does anyone now doubt JHC's prophetic powers?

Oi - work the other side of the street!
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#104
RE: raped by vampires in the French Quarter full story
January 16, 2015 at 9:00 pm
(January 16, 2015 at 4:08 pm)Nope Wrote:
(January 16, 2015 at 4:05 pm)Davka Wrote: Can we have a new troll please?

*bats around lifeless body of troll disconsolately*

This one's boring.

At least a good troll. I suspect often that Drich is a troll but am never certain.

This troll was one of the most artless I've seen.

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RE: raped by vampires in the French Quarter full story
January 17, 2015 at 1:25 am (This post was last modified: January 17, 2015 at 1:27 am by robvalue.)
I didn't want to comment on all this earlier, just in case this person was being truthful but suffering from delusions. But it seems it was just low level trolling. When people went off topic in "his" thread, even though he apparrently had nothing else to say on the topic anyway, he thought the most reasonable way to proceed was to cry vampire rape.
I thought the avatar looked just like jaclyn but again, I didn't want to say anything to begin with in case (s)he just happened to look similar.
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RE: raped by vampires in the French Quarter full story
January 17, 2015 at 7:11 am
(January 16, 2015 at 8:02 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(January 16, 2015 at 4:05 pm)mainethinker Wrote: [Image: Yqz52n1.png]

Obviously, the OP is a triple cheeseburger.

Where can I get me one of those bad boys?



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RE: raped by vampires in the French Quarter full story
January 17, 2015 at 7:33 am
I thought it was a great story. Not quite long enough for me to fully get a shot away.

Some of it was a bit unrealistic though.
Like the part where he could still get it up to be forced to fuck some more vampires when he was so drained of blood. :-)
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RE: raped by vampires in the French Quarter full story
January 17, 2015 at 9:11 am
The "large gash on the inner thigh" was the part that made it clear it was a troll. The only way to do what he was saying would be to cut the femoral artery, and after a couple of minutes of that he wouldn't be doing anything... including breathing. It was such a bad troll attempt that I couldn't figure out the proper amount of snark to reply with, so I just browsed on by.
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RE: raped by vampires in the French Quarter full story
January 17, 2015 at 10:46 am
And we get complains that the staff doesn't let people have fun. Go figure.
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RE: raped by vampires in the French Quarter full story
January 17, 2015 at 3:55 pm
(January 17, 2015 at 7:11 am)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(January 16, 2015 at 8:02 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Obviously, the OP is a triple cheeseburger.

Where can I get me one of those bad boys?

Looks like a Wendy's burger, but I don't think they have a triple decker.
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