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RE: Vatican on Alert - ISIS Threat
January 23, 2015 at 5:19 am
(January 22, 2015 at 5:57 pm)Invisible Sky Fairy Wrote: Trying...trying...trying...nope, can't bring myself to care. Horrible Organization #2, feel free to hurt Horrible Organization #1.
Quote:Security was tightened in Saint Peter's Square in September after intelligence services intercepted a possible plan to attack the Vatican.
By this they mean they prayed more, right? 
By that they mean they mobilized more Italian Police units. The Vatican is like a scumbag flatmate who always takes your food from the fridge.
But this once I hope the Church isn't harmed. Just because it would hurt my country more than them. The xenophobic christian-pagan (don't even get me started about that...) chucklefucks of the Northern League couldn't wish for a better chance to expand their vote base.
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RE: Vatican on Alert - ISIS Threat
January 23, 2015 at 5:28 am
It's a shame two opposite types of crazy don't cancel each other out.
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RE: Vatican on Alert - ISIS Threat
January 23, 2015 at 7:21 am
(January 23, 2015 at 1:13 am)Drich Wrote: The other Vatican City pope mobile is a 20+ year old stock fiat or some other gay looking European car.
Surely even that will do, any old iron chariot could keep some rag-tags with RPGs at bay if it can repel a god.
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RE: Vatican on Alert - ISIS Threat
January 23, 2015 at 9:01 am
Actually rooting for ISIS on this one. Didn't see that coming. 
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RE: Vatican on Alert - ISIS Threat
January 23, 2015 at 9:49 am
(January 23, 2015 at 5:28 am)robvalue Wrote: It's a shame two opposite types of crazy don't cancel each other out.
Maths is better than real life.
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RE: Vatican on Alert - ISIS Threat
January 23, 2015 at 11:31 am
So walk me through this -- say hypothetically, ISIS(L) makes good on their threat and launches an attack resulting in harm or death of the Pope.
Then what? What does the semi-homogeneous "west" do about it?
They are already a very naughty group indeed and not exactly on everyone's XMAS card list.
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RE: Vatican on Alert - ISIS Threat
January 23, 2015 at 11:34 am
(January 22, 2015 at 6:08 pm)Faith No More Wrote: (January 22, 2015 at 5:57 pm)Invisible Sky Fairy Wrote: Trying...trying...trying...nope, can't bring myself to care. Horrible Organization #2, feel free to hurt Horrible Organization #1.
You should care. It would probably be the precursor to an all-out war.
How many tanks does the Vatican have?
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RE: Vatican on Alert - ISIS Threat
January 23, 2015 at 11:57 am
(January 23, 2015 at 11:31 am)JesusHChrist Wrote: So walk me through this -- say hypothetically, ISIS(L) makes good on their threat and launches an attack resulting in harm or death of the Pope.
Then what? What does the semi-homogeneous "west" do about it?
They are already a very naughty group indeed and not exactly on everyone's XMAS card list.
If the pope is harmed and not killed he would go back on what he has said and says fuck them do your jobs people and stop them.
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RE: Vatican on Alert - ISIS Threat
January 23, 2015 at 11:57 am
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(January 23, 2015 at 11:31 am)JesusHChrist Wrote: So walk me through this -- say hypothetically, ISIS(L) makes good on their threat and launches an attack resulting in harm or death of the Pope.
Then what? What does the semi-homogeneous "west" do about it?
They are already a very naughty group indeed and not exactly on everyone's XMAS card list.
Vatican City is a sovereign nation, and as Davka points out they have no useful military forces of their own. Their formal neutrality means that they have no security treaty with any other nation, either. They'd have to ask another country to undertake the war on the Vatican's behalf. Italy could perhaps be pushed into that position, because by treaty Italy is supposed to treat an attack on the Pope as an attack on the Italian king, but that's a little bit of a stretch.
I imagine us Americans would be easy to sway into another foreign adventure, unfortunately.
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RE: Vatican on Alert - ISIS Threat
January 23, 2015 at 11:57 am
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(January 23, 2015 at 11:34 am)Davka Wrote: (January 22, 2015 at 6:08 pm)Faith No More Wrote: You should care. It would probably be the precursor to an all-out war.
How many tanks does the Vatican have?
In "spirit" they have many in reality they have one.
(January 23, 2015 at 11:57 am)Parkers Tan Wrote: (January 23, 2015 at 11:31 am)JesusHChrist Wrote: So walk me through this -- say hypothetically, ISIS(L) makes good on their threat and launches an attack resulting in harm or death of the Pope.
Then what? What does the semi-homogeneous "west" do about it?
They are already a very naughty group indeed and not exactly on everyone's XMAS card list.
Vatican City is a sovereign nation, and as Davka points out they have no useful military forces of their own. Their formal neutrality means that they have no security treaty with any other nation, either. They'd have to ask another country to undertake the war on the Vatican's behalf. Italy could perhaps be pushed into that position, because by treaty Italy is supposed to treat an attack on the Pope as an attack on the Italian king, but that's a little bit of a stretch.
I imagine us Americans would be easy to sway into another foreign adventure, unfortunately.
You now same old same old visit foreign places take in the sites protect the masses kill the enemy we have been doing that for awhile... and too long... why doesn't the middle east get its shit together and take care of its own problems...i mean i know we have to help but... geeze....14 years of war... and still having to deal with religiously fanatical people.
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