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Life Is Always Perfect
#1
Life Is Always Perfect
I never have problems. I always get the girl. I never fail. Everything always goes my way. I always get what I want. I never give the wrong answer. I never ask the wrong question. Life is always on the up and up. The best opportunities always come my way. Everywhere I go the world continues on with a perfect harmonious rhythm. Every person I meet is great to know. There is never anything to disrupt or halt me in anything I do. Whenever I go shopping I always have more than enough money to purchase what I want or need. Whenever there is a need for something I always find a way to fulfill that need without any issues. The food I eat always tastes delicious. The sex I have is always so good that I fall into the deepest love there is. Each day is more memorable than the previous one. I never get into arguments. I always agree with everything other people say and they always agree with everything I say too because we all never say anything that isn't agreeable. Nothing can go wrong. Life only improves believe it or not, as perfect as it is.
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RE: Life Is Always Perfect
(February 4, 2015 at 10:43 pm)H2O Wrote: Whenever I go shopping I always have more than enough money to purchase what I want or need.

What's your secret? I'm always running out of money when I go Ferrari shopping.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Life Is Always Perfect
(February 4, 2015 at 10:43 pm)H2O Wrote: I never have problems. I always get the girl. I never fail. Everything always goes my way. I always get what I want. I never give the wrong answer. I never ask the wrong question.

Do you always use the wrong font size?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#4
RE: Life Is Always Perfect
(February 4, 2015 at 10:43 pm)H2O Wrote: they always agree with everything I say too

Well, I do not agree with your premise that Life Is Always Perfect.
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RE: Life Is Always Perfect
(February 4, 2015 at 10:43 pm)H2O Wrote: I never have problems. I always get the girl. I never fail. Everything always goes my way. I always get what I want. I never give the wrong answer. I never ask the wrong question. Life is always on the up and up. The best opportunities always come my way. Everywhere I go the world continues on with a perfect harmonious rhythm. Every person I meet is great to know. There is never anything to disrupt or halt me in anything I do. Whenever I go shopping I always have more than enough money to purchase what I want or need. Whenever there is a need for something I always find a way to fulfill that need without any issues. The food I eat always tastes delicious. The sex I have is always so good that I fall into the deepest love there is. Each day is more memorable than the previous one. I never get into arguments. I always agree with everything other people say and they always agree with everything I say too because we all never say anything that isn't agreeable. Nothing can go wrong. Life only improves believe it or not, as perfect as it is.
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#6
RE: Life Is Always Perfect
HEY H2O,

GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCK.

Just kidding.
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#7
RE: Life Is Always Perfect
Sounds like another convert to Anusius !!!

Go get 'em !!!!!!!
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#8
RE: Life Is Always Perfect
I feel like you need to make a Wikipedia page for Anusius.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#9
RE: Life Is Always Perfect
It fills a niche (LOL!) don't it ??

A God of anus seems unanticipated in human religion till now. I have made an original contribution in the field of religion.


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RE: Life Is Always Perfect
(February 4, 2015 at 11:48 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: It fills a niche (LOL!) don't it ??

A God of anus seems unanticipated in human religion till now. I have made an original contribution in the field of religion.


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I dunno, the Greek god Eros is pretty damn close.
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