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Ken Ham petulantly stamps his feet at reality, internet replies, "this is stupid."
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Ken Ham petulantly stamps his feet at reality, internet replies, "this is stupid."
Ken Ham, creationist and secret toddler, isn't happy that legitimate people sometimes acknowledge Charles Darwin's contributions to science, especially when they are congressmen, and want to issue Darwin Day resolutions on February 12th. He's so upset, in fact, that he has declared February 12th Darwin Was Wrong Day, because he is a petty and insipid man-child who can't let people he disagrees with have the last word on any topic. If Darwin had written that the sky was blue, Ham would be demanding that the government acknowledge that it's actually pink.

Well, as is usual for Ham's dishonest little schemes, this one has backfired in a rather lovely way, as Twitter begins populating itself with derisive uses of #DarwinWasWrongDay, showing that while Ken Ham doesn't understand science, the internet does. No doubt in a day or two Ham will be moaning about secularists attacking his religion on Twitter, in a brazen show of intolerance. Pretty ironic for a man embroiled in a court case over brazen discrimination against non-christians.
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RE: Ken Ham petulantly stamps his feet at reality, internet replies, "this is stupid."
We could make a list of all the hypotheses Darwin ended up being wrong about, and accompany them with the corrections made by further observation. I'm sure thats what ol' Ken had in mind.
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RE: Ken Ham petulantly stamps his feet at reality, internet replies, "this is stu...
Meanwhile, we can take inventory of all the things Answers in Genesis is wrong about. He can count Darwin's mistakes. We'll have to weigh AIG's.
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RE: Ken Ham petulantly stamps his feet at reality, internet replies, "this is stu...
Am I to believe that Ham is so insular that he doesn't know the etymology of the modern definition of Santorum? Or is he really so naive to think his special unfounded beliefs aren't subject to similar treatment?
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RE: Ken Ham petulantly stamps his feet at reality, internet replies, "this is stu...
Someone with a Twitter account must contact "Theory Fail" and invite him/her to join this forum.
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RE: Ken Ham petulantly stamps his feet at reality, internet replies, "this is stu...
(February 10, 2015 at 6:44 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Someone with a Twitter account must contact "Theory Fail" and invite him/her to join this forum.

And "Take That Darwin," who has been making me laugh for a few minutes of passive browsing, now. Big Grin

Take That Darwin Wrote:On #DarwinWasWrongDay, Ray Comfort's mustache detaches itself and flaps across the New Zealand countryside in search of a fresh host.

Fair warning, his Twitter page does have a lot of breathtaking creationist inanity, so surf at your own risk. Tongue
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(February 10, 2015 at 7:01 pm)Esquilax Wrote: Fair warning, his Twitter page does have a lot of breathtaking creationist inanity, so surf at your own risk. Tongue

We get enough of it here that we can consider some of our members an inoculation of sorts.
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One day which hopefully will be soon Ken Ham is defamed and his Creationist museum just shuts down because all of it is joke nothing more.
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(February 10, 2015 at 7:09 pm)dyresand Wrote: One day which hopefully will be soon Ken Ham is defamed and his Creationist museum just shuts down because all of it is joke nothing more.

It's not all a joke; the toilets do flush.
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(February 10, 2015 at 7:14 pm)Cato Wrote:
(February 10, 2015 at 7:09 pm)dyresand Wrote: One day which hopefully will be soon Ken Ham is defamed and his Creationist museum just shuts down because all of it is joke nothing more.

It's not all a joke; the toilets do flush.

Right right its all crap.
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