Blasphemy

[Crossless2.0]

Nah, we'll just retrofit the alleged events to 'fulfill' the alleged prophesies. What's good for the goose . . .

Excellent my son. Try to do a better job than the last guy. Few less contradictions,

Just to clarify in advance, will you be riding one ass or two?

[JesusHChrist]

Besides sex trafficking, you know what else atheists are responsible for?

Global warming.

What awful people! Killing our planet! Horrid! Yuck!

They also want to suck out believers' precious bodily fluids and store them in vats to power their evil empire.

They must be stopped.

[Jacob(smooth)]

Excellent my son. Try to do a better job than the last guy. Few less contradictions,

Just to clarify in advance, will you be riding one ass or two?

Not sure.

Any chance I could get like a dozen of you to write accounts then pick the 4 I like best and which broadly agree a few generations later? Discard the rest?

[Metis]

Excellent my son. Try to do a better job than the last guy. Few less contradictions,

Just to clarify in advance, will you be riding one ass or two?

I can already see a schism forming, where the heretics in San Francisco will find at least one other interpretation of this passage...

[robvalue]

You could predict what day of the week the 23rd of September will be!

[Jacob(smooth)]

I can reveal I will be willing a large turbot with a bladed tail...

[Crossless2.0]

Just to clarify in advance, will you be riding one ass or two?

Not sure.

Any chance I could get like a dozen of you to write accounts then pick the 4 I like best and which broadly agree a few generations later? Discard the rest?

It doesn't work that way, Lord. Those of us who write the accounts will have to engage in a lengthy period of in-fighting and persecution to winnow the ranks. Then we will appoint a committee from among the survivors. That group will then vote on which four accounts are kept.

But don't worry. Once the selection process is over, you will of course be given full credit for the result.

[Jacob(smooth)]

You could predict what day of the week the 23rd of September will be!

Thursday.

If that seems wrong I'll insist you read it in context. Didn't say which year.

[The Valkyrie]

To be clear, I am AMAZED at the numbers of self proclaimed believers that presuppose they know better than God and utilize their own extra-biblical prejudices to reinterpret (or ignore) plainly written strictures, edicts, promulgations, rules, commandments and laws transmitted literally and inerrantly via Holy Scripture.

That's the blasphemy I find inexplicable and fucking annoying.

So you believe we should live by the OT laws? Really, can't you understand they are given to a people of God's choosing, it's plainly written the OT law isn't meant for the Christian people, only those who wish to save themselves by perfectly keeping these laws, give it a try, ooops, you slipped, time for Jesus.

GC

This is the same Jesus who supposedly stated that he had not come to change the laws but to enforce them?

Once again it seems atheists know the bible better than the believers.

[Jacob(smooth)]

Not sure.

Any chance I could get like a dozen of you to write accounts then pick the 4 I like best and which broadly agree a few generations later? Discard the rest?

It doesn't work that way, Lord. Those of us who write the accounts will have to engage in a lengthy period of in-fighting and persecution to winnow the ranks. Then we will appoint a committee from among the survivors. That group will then vote on which four accounts are kept.

But don't worry. Once the selection process is over, you will of course be given full credit for the result.

Behold, the Rock upon which I shall build my church.

Um... I am a bit of a hateful psychotic, genocidal maniac. Can you spin that out to make me look a bit more... Nice? Still godly and mighty but in a nice way?