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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 17, 2015 at 10:14 pm
big, dumb ogre
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
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Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 17, 2015 at 10:29 pm
grabbing his crotch
He who loves God cannot endeavour that God should love him in return - Baruch Spinoza
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 17, 2015 at 10:54 pm
and wanking to
“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 17, 2015 at 11:02 pm
pictures from Sears
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 17, 2015 at 11:09 pm
Roebuck and Company
“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 17, 2015 at 11:23 pm
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 17, 2015 at 11:29 pm
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 17, 2015 at 11:42 pm
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ferret near his
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan