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What does it take to conquer the world & become unchallenged Emperor of Earth?

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What does it take to conquer the world & become unchallenged Emperor of Earth?
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#11
RE: What does it take to conquer the world & become unchallenged Emperor of Earth?
February 23, 2015 at 8:31 pm


If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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#12
RE: What does it take to conquer the world & become unchallenged Emperor of Earth?
February 23, 2015 at 8:34 pm
A doomsday device of some kind.
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#13
RE: What does it take to conquer the world & become unchallenged Emperor of Earth?
February 23, 2015 at 8:45 pm
First, you need to develop sharks with lasers on their frigging heads...
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#14
RE: What does it take to conquer the world & become unchallenged Emperor of Earth?
February 24, 2015 at 2:27 am
No, no, no. This is all wrong. First you have to beat Min in kudos.
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RE: What does it take to conquer the world & become unchallenged Emperor of Earth?
February 24, 2015 at 2:48 am
Instead of earth how about mars you can be like the president of mars up there or a dictator.
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RE: What does it take to conquer the world & become unchallenged Emperor of Earth?
February 24, 2015 at 4:46 am
brains...
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#17
RE: What does it take to conquer the world & become unchallenged Emperor of Earth?
February 24, 2015 at 4:48 am (This post was last modified: February 24, 2015 at 4:49 am by robvalue.)
En-masse mind control technology. I'm shortly going to take back the prototypes I gave to various religions for testing, and increase the range worldwide.
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RE: What does it take to conquer the world & become unchallenged Emperor of Earth?
February 24, 2015 at 7:51 am (This post was last modified: February 24, 2015 at 7:53 am by ManMachine.)
A silly hat.

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RE: What does it take to conquer the world & become unchallenged Emperor of Earth?
February 24, 2015 at 2:40 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYvAYwpUDv8

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RE: What does it take to conquer the world & become unchallenged Emperor of Earth?
February 24, 2015 at 3:08 pm
Give me some control-top hose and I can rule the world.
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