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Never ending story: add 3 words!

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Never ending story: add 3 words!
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 26, 2015 at 12:46 am (This post was last modified: February 26, 2015 at 12:47 am by The Reality Salesman01.)
Periwinkle colored semen!
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 26, 2015 at 12:47 am (This post was last modified: February 26, 2015 at 12:48 am by paulpablo.)
out of my


Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.

Impersonation is treason.





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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 26, 2015 at 12:48 am
(You spelled semen wrong again)
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 26, 2015 at 12:49 am
Cock holster. After
“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
Epicurus
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 26, 2015 at 12:50 am
(February 26, 2015 at 12:48 am)Losty Wrote: (You spelled semen wrong again)

I'm typing on my phone! Most of the time it corrects my words to nonsense, this is the first time it's been close enough not to really matter!
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 26, 2015 at 12:51 am
the water bottle


Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.

Impersonation is treason.





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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 26, 2015 at 12:59 am
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“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
Epicurus
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 26, 2015 at 1:07 am
parched puckering twat
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 26, 2015 at 1:15 am
with its eggs
“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
Epicurus
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 26, 2015 at 1:16 am
(February 26, 2015 at 1:07 am)vorlon13 Wrote: parched puckering twat

Ha ha ha
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