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Who would you pick to lead your nation
March 21, 2015 at 10:26 pm
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1. Is a middle aged man, former soldier, suffers from debilitating nightmares and often self medicates with alcohol. He is also a frequent cigar smoker and often lights up indoors. He has also had 2 known extra marital affairs.
2. Is an elderly inventor from a small back water town. He is also an able diplomat that is known for his drinking and promiscuity. He is as well known for his detailed observations of the natural world and sometimes embellishes his claims.
3. Is an decorated war veteran with a background in the arts. He is youthful and an avid vegetarian with a love for animals. Whilst unmarried he is faithful to his long time girlfriend. He is also a avid supporter of public health.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
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RE: Who would you pick to lead your nation
March 21, 2015 at 10:31 pm
Whichever one isn't the republicunt.
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RE: Who would you pick to lead your nation
March 21, 2015 at 10:33 pm
(March 21, 2015 at 10:31 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Whichever one isn't the republicunt.
I'm surprised you don't know who they are. All three are historical people.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: Who would you pick to lead your nation
March 21, 2015 at 10:40 pm
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I know this "joke" - It's Roosevelt and maybe Truman - The last one is Hitler. (vegetarian)
I'm not sure about Truman - Maybe Lilcoln?
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RE: Who would you pick to lead your nation
March 21, 2015 at 11:38 pm
Damn.
Do I have a brain tumor?
I only figured out Roosevelt.
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RE: Who would you pick to lead your nation
March 22, 2015 at 12:18 am
1. Churchill
2. ?
3. Hitler
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RE: Who would you pick to lead your nation
March 22, 2015 at 12:23 am
(March 21, 2015 at 10:26 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: 1. Is a middle aged man, former soldier, suffers from debilitating nightmares and often self medicates with alcohol. He is also a frequent cigar smoker and often lights up indoors. He has also had 2 known extra marital affairs.
2. Is an elderly inventor from a small back water town. He is also an able diplomat that is known for his drinking and promiscuity. He is as well known for his detailed observations of the natural world and sometimes embellishes his claims.
3. Is an decorated war veteran with a background in the arts. He is youthful and an avid vegetarian with a love for animals. Whilst unmarried he is faithful to his long time girlfriend. He is also a avid supporter of public health.
Grant was a general who was continually drunk and smoke like a train while in office..
Franklin was the inventor and diplomat/whoremonger
Hitler was the vegan, who won the iron cross in wwi, failed painter, loved animals, but remain single up to his last hour(s) which he did marry his long time gf just before they killed themselves.
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RE: Who would you pick to lead your nation
March 22, 2015 at 12:33 am
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If those are my only options, I guess I pick the space cadet in number 3. Although, I've been drinking. I was hoping to see Jon Stewart on there... Dammit, picked Hitler. Well there goes the neighborhood....
What the hell happened to his "Love for public health"? Talk about a flip-flopper!
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RE: Who would you pick to lead your nation
March 22, 2015 at 12:40 am
(March 22, 2015 at 12:33 am)The Reality Salesman Wrote: What the hell happened to his "Love for public health"? Talk about a flip-flopper!
Well, I heard he was fanatical about making people take showers.
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RE: Who would you pick to lead your nation
March 22, 2015 at 1:29 am
None of the above. If it were truly my country, I'd be running it. 
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