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#11
RE: Testimony
September 13, 2010 at 10:02 am
(September 13, 2010 at 8:57 am)DeistPaladin Wrote: It's always a story of witchcraft, drug abuse, attempted suicide or otherwise a life out of control and a moment of desperation.

It's never a story of "I learned this and that about the universe and that logically proves..."

No no no, the logical route to Christianity is....be told to be a Christian, pretend to believe it....randomly hate harry potter while laying in bed, then you are truly a Christian.
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#12
RE: Testimony
September 13, 2010 at 10:05 am
Proof positive that... as a species... humans are very good at self delusion??
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#13
RE: Testimony
September 13, 2010 at 12:20 pm
Quote:It When I look back at my life prior to becoming immortal I cringe.


Here's a hint, sonny. You are not "immortal." If you think so try standing in front of a moving bus and see what happens.


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RE: Testimony
September 13, 2010 at 8:38 pm (This post was last modified: September 13, 2010 at 8:39 pm by DiRNiS.)
(September 13, 2010 at 12:20 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:It When I look back at my life prior to becoming immortal I cringe.


Here's a hint, sonny. You are not "immortal." If you think so try standing in front of a moving bus and see what happens.

Wish he followed your advice. One less deluded idiot in the world.
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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#15
RE: Testimony
September 13, 2010 at 8:50 pm
'אלהים' translates to 'God' according to Google lol.
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RE: Testimony
September 13, 2010 at 8:54 pm
(September 13, 2010 at 8:50 pm)darkwolf176 Wrote: 'אלהים' translates to 'God' according to Google lol.

It's not according to Google. It's according to online sources that can be found by performing a Google search.

I know, I am bored and just being an asshole. Forgive me. I'm Sorry
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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#17
RE: Testimony
September 13, 2010 at 9:00 pm
I used Google translate Wink
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#18
RE: Testimony
September 13, 2010 at 10:57 pm
Welcome blood_pardon and thanks for the testimony. You need some thick skin to stay around here these guys just love to brow beat christians. They are rather harmless though and most seem fairly normal.
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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#19
RE: Testimony
September 13, 2010 at 11:07 pm
(September 13, 2010 at 7:07 am)Ashendant Wrote: i have no idea what a אלהים is and i don't think i want to know


He's just being pretentious and revealing his ignorance.

.אלהים (proper noun only) is usually translated as 'Elohim'. IE a God

I would have thought that was blasphemy for a believer.

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RE: Testimony
September 14, 2010 at 9:21 am
(September 13, 2010 at 10:57 pm)Godschild Wrote: Welcome blood_pardon and thanks for the testimony. You need some thick skin to stay around here these guys just love to brow beat christians. They are rather harmless though and most seem fairly normal.

What were you expecting GC? It is an atheist forum after all.

And thank you for your rather patronizing comments.

@ blood pardon, I'd rather be immoral than immortal, you get more sex(and more interesting sex)
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