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Hall of wit and epicness.

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Hall of wit and epicness.
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#181
RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
July 23, 2013 at 12:03 pm
(July 22, 2013 at 6:58 pm)NoraBrimstone Wrote: There's no other way to communicate with those kinds of people.

Oh I think you communicated fine.
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#182
RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
July 24, 2013 at 9:30 am
it will be hard finding something better than this

http://atheistforums.org/thread-20033-po...#pid482870

(July 24, 2013 at 9:26 am)NoraBrimstone Wrote:
(July 23, 2013 at 6:55 pm)cratehorus Wrote: but it is a fact that we do not hear about the latest birth of the princess of bangladesh for a reason.................
Yeah. The reason for that being that Bangladesh doesn't have a royal family, you eejit. Lol
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
July 26, 2013 at 3:47 pm
On Godschild arguing semantics instead of discussing the topic at hand.

(July 26, 2013 at 3:34 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote: Yes, I know. It's like the saying about playing chess with a pigeon. They knock over all the pieces, shit on the board, then fly back to their coop to strut around and claim victory.
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
July 26, 2013 at 4:32 pm (This post was last modified: July 26, 2013 at 4:38 pm by Mystical.)
(In reference to rape-ublicans)

StatlerWaldorf Wrote:
Faith No More Wrote:Democratic logic is "I think I'll send this text with a picture of my penis."

True that.

ROFLOL

Both. I nominate both these two for epicness!


Original quote by Last Poet:
Quote: Democratic logic is "I think I'll send this text with a picture of my penis."

Real logic is "A woman should be allowed to stop the small group of cells inside her from propagating that are there as the result of some scumbag violently violating not only her sexual organs, but her entire well-being."


http://atheistforums.org/thread-19970-po...#pid484243
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If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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#185
RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
July 26, 2013 at 4:54 pm (This post was last modified: July 26, 2013 at 4:55 pm by Angrboda.)
(July 26, 2013 at 2:48 pm)Mister Agenda Wrote:
(July 26, 2013 at 1:09 am)ChadWooters Wrote: I don't know TEG. To me the question is more philosophical. How can there be any order at all, not just this particular example?
Throw a handful of nickels, there's a chance they'll all land heads up: that's an orderly pattern. For them NEVER to land all heads up would also be an orderly pattern. Order is a natural consequence of chaos. A complete absence of order would be a paradox, because that would be a form of order in itself. If you can always bet 'whatever happens, it won't be orderly!' and win, you've got a sure thing...and that's a form of order.

I liked this.


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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
July 26, 2013 at 5:05 pm
(July 26, 2013 at 4:32 pm)missluckie26 Wrote: Original quote by Last Poet:

Um...No, missluckie. That was me. Wink Shades
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#187
RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
July 26, 2013 at 5:07 pm
I was just reading that and going "huh? me?" lol.
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#188
RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
July 26, 2013 at 5:12 pm (This post was last modified: July 26, 2013 at 5:12 pm by Something completely different.)
It`s the mod color. (my guess)

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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
July 26, 2013 at 9:29 pm



You all look alike to me. [Image: coffee.gif]
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
July 26, 2013 at 11:44 pm
(July 26, 2013 at 9:29 pm)apophenia Wrote: You all look alike to me.

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